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Nooooooo
god YES
[a team of SEALs ziplines off the roof and through the window, scattering a display of titleist pro v1s across the floor]
yet again i am reminded of the summer i worked at a golf course and a very wet and very drunk man stumbled up the 18th fairway and into the pro shop and matter-of-factly announced "the cart is in the creek"
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled (on Will Shortz)
You run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole.
You run into assholes all day, you're the asshole.
that said, this is still the best piece of advice
it's a low bar to clear but "live your life in such a way that no one ever feels compelled to write something this devastating about you" is a pretty decent piece of advice
www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v4...
being real here the donut bill seems reasonable
Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available
it’s always sunny in philadelphia title card: "The Gang Solves the Gas Crisis"
it’s time to study the old texts
CELLMATE: what are you in for
ME: [first day in jail] hump-plumping injectables
this is the one that has permanently entered my speech pattern. i'll be 85 years old telling nurses at my facility that "YOUR BOY [the doctor] said i can't have two desserts tonight."
it's a terrific word to sneer, honestly
hearing kornheiser say "if there were a LIVING BREATHING COMMISSIONER" is like a glass of warm milk
[sneering] marketing people
i really unironically enjoy that mike wilbon still directs his youth-based rants at "these millennials" even though a solid chunk of millennials are now in their 40s
more like luke dorknet
if that's the closest one when the song plays, then yes
i can't take it
tell tugboat i say hi at the reunion
if i hear the song "back to friends" by sombr again i am going to drive my wheelchair accessible minivan into the showroom of a furniture store
post on r/billiards Dakota Johnson She doesn’t look like a very good pool player, the new Calvin Klein ad:
when dealing with an overwhelming amount of information, it can be good to focus on your area of expertise
it is 2:47pm and i am Thinkin About Dinner
picture of a Chicken & Waffle Sandwich at a local restaurant caption: jalapeno cheddar waffle, maple aioli, bacon jam. Served with Fries
come to me
when baby yoda drops his little mug and says "goddammit"
lol hell yes
let
grogu
cuss
