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MrDavetoyou

@davejfp

🏴󠁧󠁒󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸš¦πŸ¦₯ Occasional Socials user. Mostly a reader of posts. Intrinsically left of centre.

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Where did doors come from?
Doofus autocorrect, its doofus

24.12.2024 21:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So I'm not a complete political doors, 27/40 will do after a bottle of red.

24.12.2024 21:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Here it is!

The Piss Poor Political Prick Xmas Special πŸŽ„πŸŽ…

Rules:

β€’ Repost the quiz, please πŸ™πŸΌ

β€’ Don't cheat. You're not a prick!

The link to the quiz is here forms.office.com/r/B3FK2wNR3M

24.12.2024 19:01 πŸ‘ 215 πŸ” 128 πŸ’¬ 59 πŸ“Œ 17
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Best wine to end a bad day I read somewhere that Julia Child’s favorite wine on a hot summer day was a gin and tonic. Quite right. Well, I had one hell of a bad day recently and found the perfect wine to carry me into evenin...

I'm with James (and Julia) on this one.
www.wineberserkers.com/t/best-wine-...

11.12.2024 20:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That would be an improving timeline

11.12.2024 19:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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'Technical issue' impacting Facebook, Instagram and WhatsApp, Meta says A "technical issue" is impacting users of Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp, Meta has said.

news.sky.com/story/techni...

11.12.2024 19:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Fact. Dunning-Kruger effect.

11.12.2024 14:24 πŸ‘ 24933 πŸ” 4204 πŸ’¬ 361 πŸ“Œ 212

ok I should be going to bed but a tipsy thought I have: the rest of the world should have maybe taken the gilets jaunes in France more seriously, first online-driven movement that managed to bring together people from absolutely every single bit of the political spectrum, somehow

09.12.2024 23:59 πŸ‘ 146 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 5
A woman's hand manicured with different length nails (exceptionally long thumb and pinkie nails), so that they all terminate at the same line with the others. Like a creepy fork.

A woman's hand manicured with different length nails (exceptionally long thumb and pinkie nails), so that they all terminate at the same line with the others. Like a creepy fork.

Yes, it's terrible, but is it eevil?

09.12.2024 19:49 πŸ‘ 122 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 62 πŸ“Œ 2

When I had hoped to live in interesting times this is not what the fuck I meant.

25.11.2024 21:28 πŸ‘ 14641 πŸ” 1280 πŸ’¬ 616 πŸ“Œ 87
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I am right in thinking everyone wants to Rejoin the EU aren't I?

Like if you do
RP if you really do

26.11.2024 16:58 πŸ‘ 5835 πŸ” 2125 πŸ’¬ 253 πŸ“Œ 43
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26.11.2024 14:02 πŸ‘ 5697 πŸ” 856 πŸ’¬ 295 πŸ“Œ 133

Is it just me that's now being followed by assorted weed dealers, crank medics and some complete unrelated to my life "guru's"?
I mean, I'm flattered and all, but I'm not buying guys.
Pretty sure these outlets are better suited to botville.

24.11.2024 23:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I had to build my wife a conservatory for more cupboard space! 😳

22.11.2024 23:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sounds a bit of a stretch, but I might give it a go πŸ˜‰

22.11.2024 23:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Coming to any photo opportunity at any time you’ll have β€˜em

The new Tory B*llox Band

From left to right

Close my Companies while they owe HMRC Philps
Claim Anything I Can McVey
How Did I End Up As A Minister Atkins
And band leader …
KemiKaze BadEnough

19.11.2024 20:15 πŸ‘ 4312 πŸ” 792 πŸ’¬ 238 πŸ“Œ 30

Apart from YouTube and documentaries, I last saw this in real life played live in Buffalo NY in 2003. Great show. LB can play. The whole show was fantastic to be fair.

19.11.2024 21:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

At this point, complaining about hate on Twitter is like complaining about nudity at an orgy.

18.11.2024 18:35 πŸ‘ 5566 πŸ” 548 πŸ’¬ 160 πŸ“Œ 26

Let’s help get him over 20K so he’ll post over here!

18.11.2024 02:01 πŸ‘ 1388 πŸ” 309 πŸ’¬ 109 πŸ“Œ 4

My depressed (because of the feed) doom scroll has become a hopeful drag on the screen.
I'm really happy to see you all here, my reading can become hopeful again.
Thanks Blue Skyers.

18.11.2024 01:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Once upon a time, I was just a middling dude following folk in other places.
Now I'm just a middling dude, carrying a bit more actual weight, following folk here.
Be interesting please.
Have something to say.
I'll only fight you if you're a fuckwit.
Otherwise, you'll get a follow

18.11.2024 00:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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17.11.2024 21:17 πŸ‘ 9745 πŸ” 1679 πŸ’¬ 351 πŸ“Œ 86
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Make America Healthy Again lasted less than a Scaramucci

17.11.2024 17:56 πŸ‘ 58442 πŸ” 7948 πŸ’¬ 2801 πŸ“Œ 787

Wowser! Starship Troopers was on ITV4. I'm fully involved and signing up for the neofascist bug killing armed forces.
I'm really not. Like seriously, really not.
I get extintentially, we might have to battle off world beings. But until then, I've got some major issues with some onworld bad actors

18.11.2024 00:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I may follow back, I may not.
There's definitely criteria.
But I mostly follow to read the stuff you guys are doing, thinking, inventing and proposing.
I won't ever post /skeet much (still slightly struggling with skeet tbh) but will read avidly and nod to myself when you make sense.

17.11.2024 21:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Something something about fats.
But in reality, the kitten needs it more than you, so you have to be deterred from spreading it on your morning toast. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

17.11.2024 21:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you like your Cheetos, surely slightly leather texture Cheetos just add to the jaw muscle workout enjoyment? Me'self I'd go for chewing a belt, but I wouldn't be adding any ketchup.
Seriously not serious πŸ˜‰

17.11.2024 21:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Very helpful. Thanks so much

17.11.2024 17:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Go to your profile. Click the little 3 dots on the right side. One option will be share. It should show up all the other sites and you can share your profile. It will invite other people to find you.

17.11.2024 16:31 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0