Benji Pham

I wish i was artistically talented and was a pokemon illustrator 🥹 what an honor that must be

I think people generally dont think im very smart and that makes me kinda sad

And it thing about me... I'm gonna be rage bait every time 😔

Imagine explaining cupcakke to a Victorian child

I'm genuinely so funny like thank god my friends have me

I'm a picky eater but I'd never say a dish is disgusting. That just feels so disrespectful. I'll say I don't like it or it isn't for me. And a lot of the time it is just me. I can maybe understand if its someones specific cooking

Guys what if I'm shitting and someone breaks in and robs me at gun point? I'd literally be so embarrassed

I don't know why but i think s 3D printer would save my life

Caramelldansen and bring me back to life are some of the songs of all time

Something's fishy... and its not this pussy!

Look, I'm not the most money hungry person either but theres a debate going around on tiktok where you choose 120k fully remote or 240k fully in office and i think in any circumstance, choosing 120k is crazy! Hypothetical situation btw

Omg i was hungry af cuz why i eat a whole 8 piece wing AND a large fry? fucken fatass bitch

I think Nickelodeon ruined the color green for me. Like, you like slime? 🤢

Juicing has been trending on tiktok for a bit and it's making me crave juice so bad but i get so addicted to juice it's real bad

Either my fyp is popping off today or I'm just in a really good mood cuz why'd i laugh out loud several times? That never happens

I have to start believing everything is rage bait to protect my peace

I love oversharing to random people. Like wasnt that a fun fact? 😍

Guys fire emblem engage is so good and i stand by that. Yes the story is dookie butt garbage but the gameplay and qol is sooooo good i and 500 hours and multiple play throughs

You bitches at Texas Roadhouse are lying!!! How are there five birthday announcements every time i go? 😭

How taunie been here 6 months before me and only rank v? Flop loser. Talking about "save the city"

I used to think suicide jokes were the funniest shit but then i got reported in elementary school and had to get a psych eval and had to attend psychiatry and was put on adhd medication that it turns out i didn't have. Wouldn't recommend. Anyways i picked it up again in high school and it was so fun

Loose outlets piss me off so bad. Fucken ran through loose ass bitch smh

Every time i get Popeyes i feel like shit afterwards. And I'm like ugh I'm never getting it again. But here we are...

Marketing towards men is so funny cuz what do you mean red light therapy mask FOR MEN. Girl...

Hey y'all I'm back low-key forgot about this 😭

Just saw a little girl pick her nose, eat it, and then hold onto the pole with the same hand on the train. So think about that next time you're on the train.

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Miss these girls so bad I will never forgive pledis

youtu.be/4CTGxKIzD7M?...

me and the girls getting drafted in the war

i dont understand consulting. you're paying someone to talk to you? sounds desperate. just google it idk

Smh why we even making bombs when I got this bomb ass pussy