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Giancarlo dinger admirer | Pinstripe Alley managing editor | Baseball Prospectus writer | Past: Cut4, MLB | Cat dad | Batdog enthusiast

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don’t dox me

10.03.2026 20:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

this is an actual rat boy

10.03.2026 16:28 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
10.03.2026 16:24 πŸ‘ 3522 πŸ” 716 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 17

Okay this bit is really funny

10.03.2026 11:37 πŸ‘ 610 πŸ” 69 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
One final time on the #WorldBaseballClassic stage πŸ‘ Take a bow, Ondrej Satoria 🫢
One final time on the #WorldBaseballClassic stage πŸ‘ Take a bow, Ondrej Satoria 🫢 YouTube video by MLB

Man, it must be an amazing moment for Ondrej Satoria to grow up playing baseball in Czechia and leave the game for good after receiving a standing ovation at THE TOKYO DOME. Wow.

10.03.2026 11:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

let it never be forgotten that he inexplicably out-produced Soto after the trade

10.03.2026 03:11 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
In the Year 2000 (Jim Carrey) - 5/22/2003
In the Year 2000 (Jim Carrey) - 5/22/2003 YouTube video by Conan Fanatic

I am still haunted by this one

10.03.2026 02:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

LOVE a bases-clearing XBH

10.03.2026 01:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

And in addition to all that, he just retired and works for the Braves now lol

10.03.2026 01:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"what stupid shit are you laughing at now" is a routine Q here

10.03.2026 00:34 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Mexico did beat them in the last WBC! Could definitely happen.

10.03.2026 00:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Paul Skenes as a Little League catcher

Paul Skenes as a Little League catcher

the great pitching hope for Team USA, let's goooo

10.03.2026 00:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I have a lot of my money tied up in the market, and I'm firmly convinced its run by a bunch of people who would fall for the wallet inspector gag time after time. It's not a great feeling.

09.03.2026 19:31 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

fernandoooooooooooooo

09.03.2026 16:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
β€œTRAVIS IS A FUCK”

β€œTRAVIS IS A FUCK”

Facebook translations,,, thank u

09.03.2026 16:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Fan at the Korea/Australia WBC game with all the 3-way tiebreaker scenarios

Fan at the Korea/Australia WBC game with all the 3-way tiebreaker scenarios

absolute β€œhell yeah” to the fan at the Korea/Australia WBC game who brought a chart to explain the 3-way tiebreaker scenarios at play now to see who advances
(Australia = blue; Korea = red; Taiwan = green)

09.03.2026 11:59 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

[zoo]
Tour Guide: this is a one-humped camel
Me: if it has one hump it should be a canel
Tour Guide: *into sleeve* he’s back

17.01.2024 17:06 πŸ‘ 715 πŸ” 146 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Every time I open a news app or site and this story isn’t being discussed or featured prominently I feel like I’m losing my mind. Do not look away.

09.03.2026 02:54 πŸ‘ 4939 πŸ” 963 πŸ’¬ 61 πŸ“Œ 14
Hugo

Hugo

it’s that time of night

09.03.2026 01:29 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i'm not okay

09.03.2026 01:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It's always good to feel like you can actually breathe once you get to a city and not just feel like GO GO GO, I think I did like 36 hours in Copenhagen 10 years ago and I kept thinking "man I should've just squeezed another day out of it"

09.03.2026 00:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
The soundtrack of Ocarina of Time, but it's a prog rock concept album
The soundtrack of Ocarina of Time, but it's a prog rock concept album YouTube video by Dr. Pez - VGM

This popped up in my YouTube feed, and it's an absolute masterpiece youtu.be/pDH3g6rRjM8?...

08.03.2026 18:56 πŸ‘ 133 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 0

BlueSky can definitely be a doomscroll sometimes, so it's very annoying when someone just adds something that just isn't anything at all and makes people melt down

08.03.2026 23:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

*Kopptioned

08.03.2026 23:09 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the Dennis Martinez Enjoyer

08.03.2026 23:08 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

thinking about current events

08.03.2026 22:33 πŸ‘ 43 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

mercy-rule walk-off celebration is admittedly Extremely Funny

08.03.2026 18:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

dang, the Aussies didn’t come that far from beating Japan.

08.03.2026 13:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
black and white photo of someone sitting at a computer while the actual player is standing up holding the virtual baseball bat, ready to swing, staring at the monitor, a wire leading from the bottom of the accessory, under the desk. a plant and bookcases are in the background.

black and white photo of someone sitting at a computer while the actual player is standing up holding the virtual baseball bat, ready to swing, staring at the monitor, a wire leading from the bottom of the accessory, under the desk. a plant and bookcases are in the background.

interactive baseball accessory, pc (1996) archive.org/details/vide...

08.03.2026 05:38 πŸ‘ 83 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 8