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Pagan, RE Teacher, Letter-carver, Metalhead, Dog-walker, wanna-be runner, post-Cancer. "The only proof, of who you are is in the way you hear the truth. Don't be scared, live to win, although they're always gonna tell you it's a sin".

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AI Confidential with Hannah Fry Hannah Fry takes a deep dive into some of the most extraordinary human stories emerging from the world of AI, fromΒ falling in love with a chatbot to life and death decisions made by robots.

Hm. I would recommend checking out the second episode of this... AI Confidential with Hannah Fry - BBC iPlayer share.google/i971LOhWfpRf...

11.03.2026 20:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A headline reading β€œCamel pageant thrown into chaos after 20 competitors disqualified for using hump-plumping injectables”

A headline reading β€œCamel pageant thrown into chaos after 20 competitors disqualified for using hump-plumping injectables”

Yes everything is terrible but let’s not lose sight of the fact that someone has written the Headline to End All Headlines.

09.03.2026 12:44 πŸ‘ 2392 πŸ” 710 πŸ’¬ 62 πŸ“Œ 179

Truth...

08.03.2026 19:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Initial pebbles...
#Lettercutting

07.03.2026 09:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Mrs J is watching a documentary on #Channel5 about the Mary Celeste. I look up from my book, and, apart from the talking heads it is all AI slop... Unbelievable.

06.03.2026 21:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Quietly, calmly and forensically, BBC just dismantled the Trump communications shitshow on Iran.

No hyperbole, just laying out an unprecedented military, diplomatic and reputational shambles.

Worth a watch.

(πŸŽ₯ BBC News/BBC Verify)

05.03.2026 08:46 πŸ‘ 3960 πŸ” 2151 πŸ’¬ 104 πŸ“Œ 193

Something that should be more widely recognised...

04.03.2026 07:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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An astonishing piece of fiction. By turns gentle philosophical speculation and eldritch apocalypse horror, it's got right under my skin...

03.03.2026 20:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That's gorgeous.

03.03.2026 18:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Oxford in the spring looking absolutely stunning! A privilege to take our students up to @exeter.ox.ac.uk to be inspired!

02.03.2026 20:39 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Foreign Office starts planning evacution of thousands of Britons in Middle East About 200,000 nationals thought to be in the region as tensions rise after US-Israeli attacks on Iranian regime

As a UK taxpayer, I steongly suggest that all those tax-dodging UK immigrants in Dubai should be given a bill for their evacuation expenses.

www.theguardian.com/world/2026/m...

01.03.2026 22:00 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
GANG VIOLENCE: Can It Be Stopped? | The Crime Agents
GANG VIOLENCE: Can It Be Stopped? | The Crime Agents YouTube video by The Crime Agents

Hospital admissions of young people for knife assault have almost halved since I set up London’s Violence Reduction Unit in 2019.

London's Violence Reduction Unit director Lib Peck spoke to The Crime Agents about how prevention has played a key role in the progress we’re making:

01.03.2026 11:15 πŸ‘ 230 πŸ” 48 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 3

Plus Γ§a change, plus c'est la mΓͺme chose.

01.03.2026 07:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Pebbles carved with uncial letters in the aunshine

Pebbles carved with uncial letters in the aunshine

Chip chip...

28.02.2026 13:00 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, maybe not so charming... There was an itv documentary about the headmaster (& not for a good reason).

23.02.2026 21:12 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a group of people playing instruments on a stage with marshall amps in the background ALT: a group of people playing instruments on a stage with marshall amps in the background
23.02.2026 21:09 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The snooker balls in a sock approach was popularised by Ray Winston in his debut in the borstal drama "Scum".

23.02.2026 21:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I can really only contribute to pillow fighting in memories of prep school - we had old feather pillows which if whirled round long enough could be transformed into an effectively solid lump at the end of a long empty pillowcase handle - made a pretty good cosh...

23.02.2026 21:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Now that's taking your pillow fighting very seriously... (Up there with snooker balls in a sock)

23.02.2026 19:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

This has been going for a while. You should follow @conradhackett.bsky.social of PEW on here, who has been (quietly and politely) making the case for the (very obvious) issues with the data...

23.02.2026 07:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Surely, given your unique mΓ©tier, "Up yours" would be the obvious choice for carving...

23.02.2026 07:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

A version of this yokai features at the culmination of The Regicide Report - the final volume of @cstross.bsky.social Laundry Files...

23.02.2026 06:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"The Grand old Duke of York, he had 12 Million Quid, he gave it to someone he never met for something he never did"

20.02.2026 09:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a military uniform says are we the baddies ALT: a man in a military uniform says are we the baddies

Someone must be asking...

19.02.2026 19:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œAre we going to charge him, Sarge?”
β€œNot right away, constable. Stick him in a cell and let him sweat for a while.”
β€œEr…”

19.02.2026 10:32 πŸ‘ 166 πŸ” 41 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0
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a close up of a man 's face with his eyes closed in a suit and tie . ALT: a close up of a man 's face with his eyes closed in a suit and tie .

I bet Andrew Mountbatten Windsor is sweating now...

19.02.2026 13:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I completely agree, but you know "stars come right, elder gods return" etc.

18.02.2026 19:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I can't believe it has come to an end...
And what an ending.
A thousand cannons loaded with eldritch mayhem and they all go off at once in the last few chapters...
Thank you @cstross.bsky.social it has been a blast. (Now back to the start I think...)

18.02.2026 16:20 πŸ‘ 34 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon monkey wearing a pirate hat is playing drums in a band ALT: a cartoon monkey wearing a pirate hat is playing drums in a band
17.02.2026 14:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well depends on how you interpret it... I would say that most Christians would agree with you... President Bartlett did this one very well... youtu.be/AIHjoT19XpE?...

17.02.2026 14:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0