Hammer at Seattle’s T-Mobile Park
Supporting Josh Naylor
I just met Russ, who made the Naylor Hammer and brought it for the first time tonight. He plans to upgrade it, we hope with several years to work on it.
*So* many good Mariners signs and fan outfits these last few weeks.
Kind of insane they haven’t yet. Just completely dropping the ball while twitter poops on itself
Mariners lineup with a healthy Jorge Polanco and torpedo bat Cal Raleigh
The holy trinity outfield lasted a whole 10 games 💔
Please enjoy this photo I just took of a frog
jorge polanco 2024 fWAR (118 games): 0.3
jorge polanco 2025 fWAR (1 game): 0.4
2025 MLB standings prediction
They’d need like a whole section under the seats dedicated to storing these things. But I agree.
What’s wrong babe you haven’t even touched your $25 trident cup sodie pop
headphones recommended
Your life is divided into two parts. Before you listen to Ecophony Gaia for the first time, and after.
Before After
Gonna try and fix this scorebug
Mans 47 tweeting like a 13 year old edge lord. Tough to see
it’s giving white sox
Trump’s America
use to say this all the time growing up when putting my shoes on!! How funny to see it on the google
they take care of unwanted pest bugs. honest workers. my blue collar champions
well the pie is a dub at least
what kind of pizza tho
loving your pfp
Dinner tonight consists of slicing an apple dipping it in peanut butter and saying “eating good in the neighborhood” after each bite
It’s easy to dismiss Jorge Polanco’s 2024 numbers as a whole, but from July 24 to July 26 he slashed .286/.444/.857 with a 256 wRC+
The west is ours
Genuinely
Leland Palmer from Twin Peaks the Return looking like RFK Jr’s doppleganger
RFK Jr looking like Leland Palmer infested with the corrupting darkness of Bon within him
It’s happening again
Mariners ranked #1, which probably shouldn’t be too surprising given they lead baseball in prospects in the top 100 with 7
Good article! Seattle’s low park factor is a kitchen sink of issues, to which I’ll add one more fun fact not mentioned herein: Seattle has MLB’s strongest gravity. A fly ball in Miami will travel about a foot farther than the same ball in Seattle, just from the difference in earth’s gravity alone.
