Marcus Wesson

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This has to be a joke. Probably to see who shows up so attendees can get wedgied by Bernie and AOC jumping out of the bushes.

She told y’all. #IceOut

Now more than ever. #IceOut

Kudos to the NYT editor who took “Appears to” out of the lead headline (finally)

The absolute accuracy of this.

Fuck, yes! This young woman is amazing. 🙌💪👏✊️👇

Like the stormtroopers trying to navigate their speeders through the unfamiliar redwoods of Endor.

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

Layoffs are piling up, raising worker anxiety. Here are some companies that have cut jobs recently It's a tough time for the job market. Amid wider economic uncertainty, some analysts have said that businesses are at a “no-hire, no fire” standstill.

AI + Tarriffs = 🤮

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As a designer, my Kerning Alarm goes off when i see CJ Stroud’s or should I say, S T ROUD’s name @houstontexans.bsky.social

Kick ass sticker fighting for our environment from @altnps.bsky.social

Maybe singers should stay on Terra firma.

Can Jeffries speak until 2028?

My local car wash used to be packed. Now it’s severely understaffed and running pretty slowly. And only offering a couple of packages. #ICE #FDT

Hopscotch

These violent Los Angeles protesters must be stopped. Look at this vandalism forcing me to hop and or scotch.

Someone should ask Elon how _exactly_ he helped Trump win the election. @cnn.com @wsj.com @nytimes.com @politico.com @60minutes.bsky.social

Why are my tax dollars advertising our border patrol capabilities on a bull riding competition? @reptedlieu.bsky.social @padilla.senate.gov

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

I watched a bit of Conan Without Borders. It’s the exact opposite of Anthony Bourdain’s No Reservations. Conan’s show is exactly what’s wrong with this country. They see a foreign country and make fun of it, while Bourdain goes in and appreciates the culture.

Thanks for coming to my TedTalk.

You can totally see how this mf bankrupted a casino.

This was….five months ago

I may be tired and a little hoarse, but as I said again and again on the Senate floor, this is a moment where we cannot afford to be silent, when we must speak up.

He’s hoping his buddy Elon’s company benefits

What do you think of the official Assassin's Creed account's response to Elon Musk? Answer: This is pretty funny, I gotta say. So, background first. A video game called Assassins Creed Shadow just came out, and it seems like it’s a good game. However, there was a lot of speculation ...

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They should do it SNL skit where every time they cut back to him the flag gets bigger and the lies get even worse.

The military banned cultural awareness celebrations – except for St. Patrick’s Day Women’s History Month and Black History Month are among those events no longer celebrated in the armed forces.

Well, there’s the racism but also there’s the drinking. www.texasstandard.org/stories/mili...

What you should do Mark, is round up all of these individuals and get them behind you as you speak in front of a podium, and talk about the damage he’s done to red states and blue states. It puts a face with the pain.