Everything went to shit when MCA died.
14.03.2026 10:02
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Everything went to shit when MCA died.
man, you know every one of Billy Joel's songs is his best song. That's like, the thing about Billy Joel. Every last one is peak. The man can only peak.
I don't think so, Tim
My cat pixie in a cardboard cat hut
Pixie says hi y'all
“we told God to wait outside while we planned illegally invading and killing schoolgirls. he was all ‘totally.’”
reality is the only just system of control
Minge Palmer
United States, Census, 1930
remedeez
I discovered that my boots have been doing double function as a neat storage solution for one pair of boot laces. I adjusted their asset value, stocks are climbing, move your shares now
i refuse to yield
Haven't been able to relax since they said the moon relaxing was fake. How could a conspiracy theory land on me like that, all I did was watch the tides get off work
*whirrrrrrrruuuuuaaaaAAAUUUURRRRRRRRFFFFFFF*
I honestly think this is gonna be the song of the decade for me
[shoe store]
Clerk: Sir, please stop or I'll have to call the Police
Big Foot: [surrounded by stretched shoes] Who'll believe you?
yeah, well fuck 2 AM anyway, who needs it
yes, yes I do in fact know the joke. thanks for checking the alt text. love u.
I had blue food dye and waffles so I made colored waffles LOL
im too high for this
huh
my therapist told me to name my intrusive thoughts, and that was fun so I started making funny comments about them, and now my intrusive thoughts are being riffed by the Mystery Science Theater 3000 robots oh no
Beard thread: post ‘em if you got ‘em!
in another life, we're a pair of orcas sinking yachts
including when I'm napping. especially when I'm napping.
living in a studio apartment is great because, technicall, I'm always in the kitchen, and I'm always cooking
Me, thinking about all the cheese I'm gonna eat when I get home from work.
if Hank Green had grown up in a household that was really into onomatopoeias his name would be Honk Groan and his brother would be Yawn Groan
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