THE POETIC SENSIBILITIES of the nation’s smallest removals companies is a topic rarely discussed. And yet they've all noticed that “man” rhymes with “van”.
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THE POETIC SENSIBILITIES of the nation’s smallest removals companies is a topic rarely discussed. And yet they've all noticed that “man” rhymes with “van”.
WE WERE CRUELLY DENIED a home-grown version of the OJ Ford Bronco chase featuring Mountbatten-Windsor in his Range Rover.
HAVE JUST CAUSED THE GUARDIAN'S WORD WHEEL to fan its flustered face with a copy of its preferred lexicon: the Concise Oxford Prissy Non-Anatomical Dictionary.
It's the hour that my abacus turns back into a pumpkin.
Hahaha! It was kindness to myself primarily, Hugo. I'm far too tired to be totting up tricky decimals.
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I'd imagine Jeffrey Epstein would now be too mortified to admit he was ever a friend of Peter Mandelson.
Amazing first half. But am counting no chickens just yet. Nor giving them names. Nor knitting them little monogrammed bonnets. #coyi
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I FEEL SUCH A FOOL. I never knew I could specify those. They've been letting me pay for duff ones for years.
Fantastic. Delighted to hear it, Ian!
Aww! I hope Sienna has a fantastic time, Ian.
Thou art most generous in thy praise.
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