joe

it's so sick when you call a plumber and everyone you talk to has da chicago accent

i love to burn my finger on oven rack the exact same way forever and never learn or process information

bro i did not know the gulf states had an even bigger share of the global fertilizer market than of the oil market this is going to be a disaster

mcgruff the crime dog on instagram (@mcgruffatncpc) standing next to the text "VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN PLEDGE"

crime dog you gotta find some better wording for this

god help me if the casting arm is out

gonna be real with you: people moving like Oblivion NPCs is always funny

Guido / ZX Spectrum / Blaby Computer Games / 1984

hypermobility in right shoulder is insane, can feel completely disconnected from body. when I'm driving sometimes it falls out of the car

fighting Red in gen 4

so this is a lot of hail

Abe Simpson writing an angry letter

Dear Mr. President, there are too many Uptowns, Highlands Park, please only post these locations followed by the city name in parentheses so I don’t get confused.

one of the ways I know this is wrapping up soon: Iran is filling the straight with mines

ah, well,

reoccurring theme in history is oh shit, we shouldn't have given him ultimate power

this is just how it is

"oh so he would have to fly back for each ship?" no he would wear a chord around his waist and everyone in the army would yank him back instantly, you moron

I would just put the strongest karate guy on the boat to deflect or parry the antiship missiles. would have to do each tanker one at a time, not ideal

Google Streetview of the property with PIN10 1610425035: CHICAGO

CHICAGO

this guy loves making down payments on future 9/11s with other people's money

knocking all the movies off the shelf in the criterion closet, 2 guys immediately shoving their way in and kicking my ass

I could play all these parts. each one is just like, dootdootdoot in a different way

been really cranking Steve Reich's Music for 18 Musicians. perfect joe genome match courtesy of tom

The S&P (shit & poop) 500

don't even need nukes to destroy a metro of 12 million if you remove all air & water basically overnight

The four largest pillars in the Western Hemisphere

we found em @animesickos.bsky.social

we are doing so much more than touching the stove. we are going steady with it, necking in the backseat

all my job prospects hinged on there being a society with fuel, I'm so fucked

This makes it all worth it tbh