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I already apologized to Lucas for thinking the prequel plot [where everybody enthusiastically gives up their freedom to give an obviously evil man more power to protect them from a trivial threat] was unrealistic, now this…

Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

They attempted to occupy Minnesota in the winter.

Remember that time on Star Trek Next Gen when Geordie created an ai replica of a real person to ask it questions from her pov and she rightly freaked out when she found out because it's fuckin' creeper shit?

Yeah, not sure why that's coming to mind right now.

I will be severely disappointed if there is not at least one of these somewhere in the HQ of Hormel, Smithfield, and/or Oscar Mayer.

Steinway piano made from Paduak wood but it looks like a slab of meat ok

if anyone wants to get me the Epic Bacon Piano I am not too proud to accept it

Image from Dr. Seuss’ Green Eggs and Ham, with new text: I do not like it, Sam-Alt-Man. I do not like Your AI scam

Bugs Bunny in a tux saying "I wish all trans children a very live long enough to get revenge"

Text: Also, y'all missed English lunch during which [student] corrected Kerry for saying octopuses instead of octopi, and it was like Kerry had been training her whole life for a student to make that mistake. Total lay-up, and my favorite part of the day. Merriam-Webster Merriam-Webster O @MerriamWebster Happy World Octopus Day! octopi = from the belief that words of Latin origin should have Latin endings octopuses = an English ending to match its adoption as an English words octopodes = from the belief that bc 'octopus' is originally Greek, it should have a Greek ending

me: so octopuses…

student: do you mean octopi?

other professor: oh no you didn’t

student: I TAKE IT BACK

me: so, in English, we borrow not only WORDS, but MORPHOLOGIES, and since octopus is a Greek word borrowed into Latin borrowed into English…

It makes perfect sense with the pelvis logo.

Judge: you intentionally drafted this with AI and you intentionally filed it with the court without checking it. How is this accidental? Why weren't you candid with the court?

New trope variant: There Was Only One Updraft.

Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only.

A bunny runs excitedly down a beach at high tide, to a greenish bottle that has just been washed ashore. Inside the bottle is a rolled up message.

Daily bunny no.3253 is ready for an adventure

biblical things are happening in my yard rn

I seem to remember something from Bible Class about this.

Perhaps they got lost on the way to D.C.?

an orange and white cat is sitting on his scratcher. his face looks like his brain hit a loading screen

404 thought not found in the system

A headline reading “Camel pageant thrown into chaos after 20 competitors disqualified for using hump-plumping injectables”

Yes everything is terrible but let’s not lose sight of the fact that someone has written the Headline to End All Headlines.

Today was the shortest I've ever been at the Official Service Center, especially for multiple things.

I'm hoping it's just because it was the day after time change, or all the oil-change and tire shops popping up.

I'm worried it's people putting off maintenance in favor of food or rent/mortgage.

Fun discovery in Scotland: Lowlanders and Highlanders do not get along well...

...unless there's an Englishman nearby. Then, they unite in their grudges against the English, the accents thicken, and they start dropping in Gaelic and local slang.

I think many Americans haven't quite internalized that previous oil price shocks have been buffered by imports from elsewhere, and that Trump has pissed off all of the USA's traditional friends such that nobody is super-incentivized to help out.

The next day, the panic buying started, and corporate announced caps on orders because we* emptied the warehouses.

*(I was not alone in my foresight.)

I saw the first case in GA, considered that national leaders were political appointees/yes-men, and promptly ordered for a 3 day blizzard.

It remains the largest single delivery I've received/worked.

OMG! 🦀
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Throughout history, many methods of divination have been devised. From cards and tea leaves to intestines and flight patterns of birds.

You wouldn't think it is a field one can still innovate, but I'm creating a system based on the flick of cat ears.

It's not finished, but I enjoy the research.

Two hiker bunnies, with backpacks, are at a campsite with a wooden lean-to. One arrived earlier, and already is in a sleeping bag. The other one is just arriving as the sun goes down

Daily bunny no.3252 has room to spare

I have eaten
the hour
that was on
the clock

and which
you were probably
needing
for breakfast

the vibes, they are not great

the thing is that it won't matter because Americans react minor inconveniences the way people in other countries react to a sinkhole opening up and swallowing the national capital during a presidential address