adam

the real space force is good play calling

If you say bad shit about Michigan you’re saying bad shit about working class people, black people, same sex couples with kids, and college football caring people, and none of my people can find the end zone.

imagine telling the two people interacting that their interaction was not what they both agree it was

yes.. so where is the confusion

why do you think god invented tornadoes

the sheer insanity to sit here on bluesky.com or whatever and be like "wow you're saying college football fans are bad?" like

alright when do you start saying mean things i'm kinda intrigued now

u2

i respect you and your choices but i'll fucking kill myself before i pick computer sounds over sad boi guitars

pretty impressive for someone who can't read

please be nice i'm from the south

I thought it was eat hot dish and lie

although midwest emo clears bofa so I guess what you said is true damn

ok cool hook em

real

I don’t think that’s what is happening here

I respect that perspective but I’m never gonna not joke about Oklahoma sucking even though Oklahoma is fine

unfortunately, you do not have that correct.

I am complaining about people in other regions talking about us like we’re helpless.

I am southern and a college football fan and I enjoy making fun of both things.

because of the condescension

no like this is exactly right. fuck dallas but I’ll fight someone from fuckin iowa who talks shit about dallas

huh that would be pretty gnarly if so. I don’t think I’ve heard the other

your loss lmao

brother I’m as big a college football fan as there is. it’s okay to acknowledge that like 90% of the people who like this sport suck out loud

thank you based possum for having my back ❤️

lmfao right. it’s not anything worse than what we say about the south

also like, the college football caring people are largely the problem lmfao like yes talk all the shit about them

we don’t need your help, we don’t need your pity. we know it sucks down here but also it’s the fucking best.

we’re fighting the good fight against the odds and don’t want or need anyone throwing themselves in front of the bullets for internet likes. not like anyone actually gives a shit anyway.

this might be the worst tweet in the history of bluesky. we’ve learned to grit and bear the head pats from east coasters but midwesterners treating us like make-a-wish kids is a step too far.

we’ve graduated from “just move lmao” to “please don’t yell at the sorry people” and this is way worse

It’s quite literally just a truck covered in trump-style stickers/flags but with GN’s name, which is directly poking fun at all the cars and trucks out there that look exactly like this with trump’s name.

it’s a very simple joke that is not that deep

lmfao

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