katie dzwierzynski

every single day a new atrocity in this cursed timeline we inhabit

a comment on the instagram post of joshua jackson’s hockey-themed psa to “get body checked” for cancer that says, “joshua jackson can check my body any day”

where is the justice!!!

man, it’s a hot one

we’ve had like 12 fake springs and i’m aggrieved, flowers have started coming up so there are no takebacks now

where is global warming when we need it

yesterday i was outside in shorts

today i have to wear a winter coat

this doesn’t sit right with my soul

i don’t think i did the sarcastic forever and ever amen out loud, she was already unhappy and i didn’t want to make it worse haha

i will say tho there was one hymn we sang on easter that i always just liked and i do still listen to it exactly one time each year

tbh idk if you can actually abandon something you never wanted to be a part of in the first place, but i turned 18 and told my mom that i was sorry to upset her but as an adult i’d decided i was out on church and religion forever and ever amen

as a kid i simply wanted to be sleeping in on sunday mornings instead of sitting on a hard bench listening to people talk at me, once i reached teendom i realized i connected with none of it and actively opposed some of it

on my second day of being 37 years old i have eaten an unreasonable amount of cake, i regret nothing because i am an adult

also like … botox seems like a relatively benign thing to be doing the puking emoji for

hinge profile that says: “I recently discovered that: I'm attracted to women who are all natural, nothing fake please (unless it's a medical necessity and definitely no Botox [puking emoji]” •••

big of him to make an allowance for medical necessities

a pink and purple sky

here was tonight’s wrigleyville sunset

the longer-range forecast looks somewhat better so fingers crossed

the temperatures go from 75 today to 39 by saturday

this hurts my feelings

[fergie voice] check it out

hinge profile that says: “together, we could: I am just going to leave this right here... [three honeypot emojis]”

same profile: “i want someone who: [three honeypot emojis]”

same profile: “typical sunday: [three honeypot emojis]”

it’s giving winnie the pooh

thank you!!

bentley, a small, cream-colored dog, looking up and smiling while i open our building’s front door

hello mom can you please open the door so i can get my post-walk snacks

okay, i will be the new ceo of bluesky

a view of a bright blue sky

the weather for my birthday yesterday was good, today’s is even better

thank you!!

thank you!!

thank you, fellow march birthday haver!!!!

thank you!!

thank you!!

thank you!!