Hairy Styles would be a good name for a line of merkins for every occasion.
11.03.2026 05:32
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Hairy Styles would be a good name for a line of merkins for every occasion.
The best sports joke of all time.
I did!
You just gotta wait for Aquillini to die. How old is he?
Holding out for F2
Watching an episode of Primal with my cat and my dog, from our house one block from a major subway station: you guys I'm pretty sure this is about us
My dear grandfather died and left me a couple ottomans (ottomen?) full of his record collection. Didn't know he was down so bad.
My favourite Rice record is the record for most records.
Kelce's been breaking Rice's post season records.
A Polynesian DT in KC, it’s been too long
I'm self employed
Maybe I'll age negronis in it. Barrel aged dog negronis could be big in my garage bar.
That'll show those stuck up blonde guys from my rival college!
I know I've been watching terrible eighties movies too much lately bc I decided it's a good idea to get my dog one of those barrels to hang around his neck full of booze so he can be my personal bartender.
![گه بمونی اگه نمونی - ﮔﻮﮔﻮش Googoosh - Age Bemooni, Age Namooni [Iran, Pop] (1978) -- On the verge of being banned from recording and performing, Iran's pop queen delivers a haunting farewell.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:wv2gr2o7ax7r3ns5yjcyckgm/bafkreia6bhjlmhrjsiuljpsydbkf2fq5b4joahm2krs3efyercswzxgrpa)
گه بمونی اگه نمونی - ﮔﻮﮔﻮش Googoosh - Age Bemooni, Age Namooni [Iran, Pop] (1978) -- On the verge of being banned from recording and performing, Iran's pop queen delivers a haunting farewell.
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https://youtu.be/Xm24ru2nhlw
This is the plot of Threads
Where we're going, we won't need roads or eyes to see
Did Don Henley… kill the Ataris? Is that what's being implied here?
Mantzoukas forever going off about our writing on Shoresy is a treat
If I turned in a script that had a conservative politician character in it named John Tory, I would be immediately dropped by my agents.
Perhaps it was a little cavalier for the survival of our species to rest on the votes cast by a mitt full of rubes from Bumwad, Ohio every four years who hadn't even once been interested in politics until the machine they use to jerk off told them their kids are being turned trans by politicians.
Godamnit
I feel like it's been decades since I heard a prune juice joke in a comedy.
In for a Penny Marshall, in for a Paula Poundstone, that's what i always say
His N Hers is a triumph
Get ready to love Ernie Whitt for the rest of your life
@tgk.bsky.social Canada vs the Phillies has got to be a fun watch for you
The Patriots showed up in the super bowl having brought piss to a shit fight, and then went out and acted like colossal losers. It might be over.
Hookahs sounds tame until you read it in a Boston accent
also even without heavy details, i can confirm this is a hundred percent Stefon Diggs' fault
"The CIA conspired to make me less cool than I was when I was 25" is the most succinct Gen X manifesto I've ever heard
