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Cybersecurity engineer, oenophile, foodie, news junky, Bay area proud, childless cat person. I am not a journo, but my team and I protect many amazing journalists at Scripps. Pro democracy, DEI, LGBTQIA+ ally, politically independent.

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Yeah, in the days of netiquette. Please don't flame me for saying that.

13.03.2026 05:07 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I love where we live

08.03.2026 05:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Mutaburuka stole my weed.

05.03.2026 04:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If the market got less expensive, more people would be in it.

25.02.2026 04:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Supreme Court should show up at the State of the Union holding signs that read, β€œQuiet, piggy.”

21.02.2026 01:38 πŸ‘ 1675 πŸ” 351 πŸ’¬ 117 πŸ“Œ 25

So cute!

21.02.2026 01:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You only have two hands and right now you're using them to speak with.

17.02.2026 19:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Wow.

17.02.2026 03:59 πŸ‘ 35996 πŸ” 16669 πŸ’¬ 1304 πŸ“Œ 2478

As a cybersecurity engineer, I appreciate that you look at this the way we do. Unfortunately, as a cybersecurity engineer, I can tell you that most people ignore us.

16.02.2026 05:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The amount of damage to a brand that can be done in a short period of time.....

15.02.2026 21:07 πŸ‘ 60 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

A cabbage and a carrot walk into a ballroom...

15.02.2026 20:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Respectfully disagree. They should think.

15.02.2026 20:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Dear Europe,

Hurry up and reveal the Epstein files Trump doesn’t want Americans to see.

Please and thank you,

God

14.02.2026 18:26 πŸ‘ 3128 πŸ” 619 πŸ’¬ 56 πŸ“Œ 21

Democrats only

11.02.2026 20:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We think it's great that celebrities are leaving the Wasserman Agency after his activity with Epstein was revealed.

But many of those same celebrities still use Musk's social network. Not only was Elon hanging with Ep, he turned X into a virtual Epstein Island where he profits from deepfake abuse

11.02.2026 15:57 πŸ‘ 89 πŸ” 33 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Agreed

11.02.2026 04:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Brilliant!

10.02.2026 01:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He’s just stoned

08.02.2026 23:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Pretty sure you can get two beers for the orice off admission

08.02.2026 20:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I keep trying to figure out wtf he means by "I also think what about that 5-year-old US citizen?"

Because I think that 5 year old US citizen is much more harmed by the knowledge that their friends could be kidnapped & disappeared than the fact that a kid in their class's family is seeking asylum.

08.02.2026 20:08 πŸ‘ 1838 πŸ” 311 πŸ’¬ 39 πŸ“Œ 9

They should all show up anyway

08.02.2026 17:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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🚨 Epstein survivors release this powerful PSA in advance of the Super Bowl demanding answers from the Justice Department. This is the Super Bowl ad every American should see. Spread it everywhere.

08.02.2026 17:32 πŸ‘ 7297 πŸ” 3024 πŸ’¬ 98 πŸ“Œ 128

I was expecting roughly that number of people showing up in penis costumes to mock them.

07.02.2026 23:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I drive a stick shift, so left turns are my second biggest issue in SF

07.02.2026 23:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I recommend the Fresh Kills dump on Staten Island. The famous stench seems fitting.

07.02.2026 18:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Don't watch the super bowl party! Watch the pedo party! Trump will be there!

07.02.2026 09:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Rockridge Oakland?

07.02.2026 08:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Resistance Infrastructure | No Mercy / No Malice I’ve struggled my whole life to discern the difference between being right vs. effective. Over the past decade, the U.S. has been on a slow burn to fascism. The best description I’ve seen of America’s...

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07.02.2026 06:37 πŸ‘ 572 πŸ” 150 πŸ’¬ 48 πŸ“Œ 14

Plus, it’s humane.

07.02.2026 07:34 πŸ‘ 108 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I seriously believe we should rename Penn Station after Trump... after we rename the Fresh Kills Landfill to Penn Station.

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