Wait Mikey lolololol π
Wait Mikey lolololol π
A lil concerning how much I love kickball
Canβt believe we won our game and no one gave us a kiss smh
The gay bars should really play the devil went down to georgia more
Keep accidentally hitting the right now button on Grindr π
Insanely stressed and need a kiss
Kinda want a boyfriend kinda donβt ya know
A picture of someone crying with the caption βapril showersβ π€
Bring back the marlboro rewards catalog
My mouth just watered
Summer body almost loaded
Can someone explain to me why I keep buying records when I donβt have a record player
Really want some big gooey chocolate chip cookies rn
Lost an earring four months ago and just found it 10 feet outside of my buildings entrance??
That moment when someone asks why you arenβt drinking and you feel the need to explain that you donβt have a problem drinking you just donβt want to drink but when you want to drink you do but you just donβt ever feel like it and then they stare at you confused and you feel awkward so it gets quiet
Idk my aunt who says βand iβs saysesβ disagrees
Not wearing green today cuz I wanna get pinched π
Iβm one of those annoying managers that when my direct report asks me a question I make them answer their question first before I give them the answer
Iβm just a boy who wants a sweet lil treat π₯Ί
Have had five dreams about dying the last two nights π§
A correlation can be made between the state of my mental health and the number of thot pics I post
Gonna be your full time bedroom demon cuz Iβm a killah killah killah killah
Omg thank you for this reminder
Some of you gays need to remember youβve never taken a music theory class in your life and youβre not a music critic. Just calm down and enjoy it baby!!
Having a really good day for the first time in a while π
I love making up rumors about myself
Gonna treat myself to a McDonaldβs full sugar coke today π€€
Marked safe from my first CrossFit open
Had a real housewife moment today and honestly I get it itβs kinda fun
After four years of being single maybe itβs time to give women a try