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Evan

@evancain

Whole milk advocate

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Latest posts by Evan @evancain

Wait Mikey lolololol πŸ˜‚

04.05.2025 22:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

A lil concerning how much I love kickball

04.05.2025 22:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Can’t believe we won our game and no one gave us a kiss smh

28.04.2025 01:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The gay bars should really play the devil went down to georgia more

22.04.2025 02:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Keep accidentally hitting the right now button on Grindr 😭

18.04.2025 16:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Insanely stressed and need a kiss

15.04.2025 18:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Kinda want a boyfriend kinda don’t ya know

11.04.2025 13:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A picture of someone crying with the caption β€œapril showers” 🀌

06.04.2025 17:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bring back the marlboro rewards catalog

06.04.2025 16:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My mouth just watered

31.03.2025 23:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Summer body almost loaded

31.03.2025 19:30 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Can someone explain to me why I keep buying records when I don’t have a record player

21.03.2025 02:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Really want some big gooey chocolate chip cookies rn

21.03.2025 01:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Lost an earring four months ago and just found it 10 feet outside of my buildings entrance??

17.03.2025 12:58 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That moment when someone asks why you aren’t drinking and you feel the need to explain that you don’t have a problem drinking you just don’t want to drink but when you want to drink you do but you just don’t ever feel like it and then they stare at you confused and you feel awkward so it gets quiet

16.03.2025 18:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Idk my aunt who says β€œand i’s sayses” disagrees

15.03.2025 13:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not wearing green today cuz I wanna get pinched 😏

15.03.2025 13:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m one of those annoying managers that when my direct report asks me a question I make them answer their question first before I give them the answer

12.03.2025 13:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m just a boy who wants a sweet lil treat πŸ₯Ί

12.03.2025 01:03 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Have had five dreams about dying the last two nights 🧐

11.03.2025 18:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

A correlation can be made between the state of my mental health and the number of thot pics I post

09.03.2025 20:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Gonna be your full time bedroom demon cuz I’m a killah killah killah killah

08.03.2025 14:00 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Omg thank you for this reminder

07.03.2025 17:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Some of you gays need to remember you’ve never taken a music theory class in your life and you’re not a music critic. Just calm down and enjoy it baby!!

07.03.2025 17:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Having a really good day for the first time in a while 😊

06.03.2025 16:01 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I love making up rumors about myself

04.03.2025 15:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Gonna treat myself to a McDonald’s full sugar coke today 🀀

01.03.2025 16:47 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Marked safe from my first CrossFit open

01.03.2025 00:59 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Had a real housewife moment today and honestly I get it it’s kinda fun

28.02.2025 02:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

After four years of being single maybe it’s time to give women a try

26.02.2025 01:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0