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the guy also known as thief πŸ‡³πŸ‡Ώ

@thief-gold

Aspiring python tamer, sci-fi/fantasy enthusiast, cats and computer games. I play and briefly comment on games. he/him #autistic #adhd #aotearoa moon avatar from collage by @zoetreez.bsky.social

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Increasingly of the opinion that the correct answer to the Trolley Problem is "fuck you, why are you so fixated on finding reasons to justify killing people?"

11.03.2026 04:46 πŸ‘ 3334 πŸ” 722 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 89

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10.03.2026 23:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

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10.03.2026 19:11 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

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WOOT!

Prediction for tomorrow: X/6.

09.03.2026 06:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The task is very simple. Look at someone, anyone, and have a conversation with them.

Narcissus?
Narcissus?
Narcissus?

Honestly, just echoing my own words at this point.

08.03.2026 08:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

#QuickGameReview
#StarWarsOutlaws

Played the full game this time.
The demo I hated.
The actual game, with the story build up, environmental training, and character development, was amazing and I loved it.

The Ubisoft store app continues to be trash.

Bottom line, Star Wars Outlaws is a good game.

07.03.2026 23:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

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07.03.2026 23:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No apologies. Bad UI is bad UX.

07.03.2026 23:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sounds like a video. "Today I'm going to be unbixing my weet, live!"

07.03.2026 16:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Unbix your weet

07.03.2026 08:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

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06.03.2026 23:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Decorate? Huh?
I think I was trying to write recuperate, but that was some time ago. Ridiculous swipe typing and not paying attention.

Microslop Decorator.

05.03.2026 17:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In this conspiracy theory they are all hell bent on undercutting each other now, until only one AI provider remains. Then when there is only one they gouge us and try to decorate after.

Caveat:
I have no evidence for this. And no expertise in this area. And am typing purely out of spite.

05.03.2026 16:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

You are the product. Delete Facebook.

05.03.2026 15:49 πŸ‘ 139 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Should I be happy that The Torment Nexus was bought and inflicted on us by rich twerps with the collective intelligence of a bag of hammers? Or would it have been better if the Torment Nexus had actually designed and dropped on the planet by a truly smart villain?

05.03.2026 15:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

BSky, I did the mandatory training.

What did I learn? As per the training, I cannot trust copilot to:
*accurately provide data analysis
*protect privacy
*provide information that does not violate copyright or laws

What I did not learn:
*why, therefore, this is a good tool.

05.03.2026 12:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Funny you should say that, it was MAP(LAMBDA())!

Then I rewrote it with BYROW as well, to make sure I did understand what was going on.

05.03.2026 08:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh so much this!

05.03.2026 08:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In that case our VP is just a true believer and there's no hope. 😭

05.03.2026 07:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is (part of the reason) why I won't use AI.

AI cheats people out of these little euphoric moments, when something finally clicks into place, when the little lightbulb turns on in the mind.

Why short-circuit that?

05.03.2026 06:32 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Joy of discovery at work:
I wrote my first LAMBDA function in Excel! Forced TEXTJOIN to spill in a way it doesn't want to.

I learned a thing through good old fashioned Excel Forum posts, trial and error, and swearing!

#NoAI involved, eh Microslop!
#excel

05.03.2026 06:21 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

I have *mandatory* AI training at work to use Microslop's copilot.

Mgmt are hell bent on us using it for EVERYTHING. My conspiracy theory is enterprise fees will be lowered if enough of the employees use it.

05.03.2026 06:10 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

Yeah, no. We are here enjoying each other's company *despite* you and the rest of the team trying to make it Twitter Lite. Imagine how much better this place could be if it was also *because* of you working with us to make it an even safer and more inclusive place?

05.03.2026 05:55 πŸ‘ 57 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ll add, lawmakers engaged in a moral panic about kids and social media want to destroy all of this and destroy open source software generally all so they can enact a mass AI surveillance state and censorship systems. And big ppl on the left continue not to mount a challenge to this!

04.03.2026 21:29 πŸ‘ 273 πŸ” 56 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 2

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04.03.2026 23:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

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04.03.2026 06:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

All AI training should be explicitly opt in
It won't ever be. But it should be.

Also, we should be permitted to die.

03.03.2026 15:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I didn’t know Microslop was a thing until I saw headlines about Microsoft trying to ban Microslop on its Discord. Now I shall say Microslop a lot. That’s how it works.

It’s good when Microsoft, a company that likes genocide and environmental destruction, doesn’t like things.

03.03.2026 11:03 πŸ‘ 2447 πŸ” 598 πŸ’¬ 44 πŸ“Œ 12

(channels inner Dril)

Don't put it in the paper that Microsoft is angry about Microslop!

03.03.2026 11:19 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

At times like this I wish I still had faith. These chucklefucks would be so surprised by the Jesus they think they are invoking.

03.03.2026 05:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0