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Crack Paddock - good name for a band.

The last teen that the Epstein Bastards should feel is the guillotine.

Give me more of a German "Fan-owned" model. Imagine your favourite club's fans having the final say on matters. The satisfaction would be immense. (It would also be hilarious to watch Arsenal fans try and sack their managers with every loss they get)

I remember the days when owners used to stay in the background, they were simply the money men keeping things ticking. Now, every team is just another business to them. There's no loyalty, no heart in it for the club or even the game itself.

Opinion: Club owners are ruining football.

They're either ego-driven power-hungry mad men who rip any power away from the Manager or they're horrendous crooks looking to make their portfolio balance with their criminal activity.

I'm old enough to remember when Arctic Monkeys weren't shit.

Donald Trump invaded Venezuela and now has someone else's Nobel Peace Prize for doing so.

The fucking ego on his could block out the Sun

Seriously though, when is Bins?

Merry Christmas to System of a Down. Except for John Dolmayan. Fuck John Dolmayan.

You know that feeling when your bus driver is dressed in a full Santa outfit, beard and all?

No, just me?

Ok

Day 9. Whammed at work. I wonder if I could sue for emotional distress?

#Whammageddon

Wow, all that blood money and THAT is the best they could do??

I've watched several interviews with Wes Streeting this week, and looked into his eyes only to see nothing. No humanity, no personality, just a gaping chasm, a howling void.

Please stop letting the soulless monsters run the world.

"Oh look, I'm interviewing a sex worker on my podcast, aren't I cool, different and edgy?"

God this existence sucks.

Losing Patricia Routledge and Prunella Scales in the same month is a clear sign from the Comedy Gods that all is not well. I suggest sacrificing Graham Linehan for balance.

Right, you fucks, listen up.
It's my last Birmingham Comedy Festival this year, so I want packed houses for all the shows that the Kamikaze Club are putting on, starting this Saturday at 1000 Trades in the Jewellery Quarter. Motherfucker, I got links:

www.bhamcomfest.co.uk/04oct_rawdou...

For fucks sake, the Right Wing Fascists are laughing. Get your shit together. @zarahsultana.bsky.social @jeremycorbyn.bsky.social @yourparty.bsky.social
#YourParty

First of the "Big 5". If only the BBC had any fucking balls at all to follow suit.

Yeah, but what if I'm sane, and YOU are the weird ones?
Makes you think, eh?

Violent Thugs throwing bottles, injuring people, committing actual crimes: 25 arrests

A peaceful protest with placards opposing a genocide: 890 arrests.

Explain that to me please

Jeremy Clarkson has claimed that he's afraid to speak his opinions after the Charlie Kirk shooting.

Good.

Make Cunts Ashamed Again.

I like to compare toilets to my own at home. I consider that one to be Bog Standard

I've heard Graham Linehan's stand-up. That alone is worthy of 4 years inside.
#TransRightsAreHumanRights

What's the best band and why is it The Divine Comedy?

What the fuck is happening

I'm getting tired of leaving my air conditioned work space and audibly saying "Get Fucked" to the Sun

Norman Tebbit's died? I don't know if I have enough piss to cover that grave.

#Scum

Wait, two bands that are outspoken and political played at the biggest music festival in the country and have caused uproar for being *checks notes* outspoken and political?

Stop being upset about the wrong fucking thing.

#KeirStarmerHatesTheDisabled

What do I do if I want either Drum OR Bass?