Elliot 🎱

am i pushing thirty? yes

will i still be a menace when i see tøp play trees this month? also yes

"you need to trim your split ends or else you're gonna end up looking like elliot."

what the fuck i do

a picture of the attraction Astro Orbiter at Disneyland park

if you see me at disneyland, i'm listening to the superman score

i am the ripe old age of twenty eight and i still have the same big fat crush on josh dun that i did when vessel came out

i got cooked like a fucking rotisserie chicken today, i'm so burnt

screenshot of Wanda Maximoff from WandaVision taking pills and holding the bottle with the caption "(pills rattle)"

i hate having a day off and not having any friends bcs wtf am i supposed to do now besides sit at home and be moody

i just watched a Stucky edit to Unknown/Nth by Hozier and it knocked the fucking wind out of my lungs

can we get a teavana comeback in 2025 pls, i miss them

i know i should be here more than the bird app but it's just not unhinged enough on here for me. it's too sanitized, there's not enough lawlessness, there's no chaos

i did it again

the "stop doing math" meme except it says "STOP DRIVING CARS". the meme reads: * PEOPLE WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE ISOLATED IN CAGES * YEARS OF CONSTRUCTION yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for building ONE MORE LANE * Wanted to travel large distances anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "TRAINS" * "Yes please give me NO GREENERY. Please give me INFINITE PAVEMENT" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what Civil Engineers have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the concrete and asphalt we built for them (This is REAL Civil Infrastructure, done by REAL Civil Engineers): ? [Image of the infamously hideous Breezewood truck stop] ?? [Image of a gigantic mega parking lot with thousands of cars] ??? [Image of the infamous I-405 gridlock photo with tens of thousands of cars not moving] "Hello I would like [Image of a graph of global surface temperatures] climate please" They have played us for absolute fools

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH

made myself a little ~too~ at home at my mom's house and now i don't wanna leave 😭

i love talking to my sister

i swear to god every day i am fighting the urge to move back home

i hate being a responsible adult. i got paid today and the first thing i did was pay all my bills i could for the next few weeks since i'm going on vacation. and then ordered groceries for pickup and i'm probably going to do some laundry and clean the house today since it's my one day off

i wanna be at megacon this weekend

I WANNA COOK MORE!!!!!! BUT OUR KITCHEN IS THE SIZE OF A WALNUT !!!!!!!!!!!

they didn't salt my fries at all man wtf is this, these taste like straight tater

i miss my friends, Tails

my mom makes fun of me for overpacking my backpack but whenever my coworkers need something, guess who has it

josue is mad that cm punk wore a shoresy hoodie at royal rumble bcs he hates shoresy. cm punk my new best friend

luna somehow turned on the keurig and turned our kitchen table into a pond. so that was fun to come home to today

why am i getting an influx of dcp videos on my fyp??? i'm 28 with a bachelor's degree. i am not the target audience

josue is playing red dead 2 and just shot a rabbit and it CRIED, I HATE THIS GAME

elmo from sesame street is sitting on a wooden bench . Alt: elmo from sesame street is sitting on a wooden bench and swinging his feet

me waiting for my @cultofthelamb.bsky.social cardigan to be delivered

you know what, good for him

kids these days will never know that frank iero is on the cia watch list /hj

illustration of some submarines in the shapes of fishies and a crab the further you go down the more ocean pressure there is so drew my Mako shark in some submarines so he can explore 🌊

sharks in submarines