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Your top priority as a Democratic officeholder or candidate is to outline specific consequences for every simpering fascist functionary or you're guaranteed more of this and worse

We talk about how ICE agents need to face the full weight of the judicial system but we don’t talk nearly enough about what should happen to every last employee of Palantir

Mack! 2-0 Avs

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Crab Just Happy To Be In Bucket With All His Friends

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LMAO

No.

Kinda debating whether or not to watch the rest of this game at this point. The direction it’s going is pretty clear.

Throw this game in the trash.

Refs don’t call an interference on Edmonton, they get a goal a minute later. Figures.

They broke that up pretty quick

a car is driving through a parking lot with a store in the background Alt: a Delorian is driving through a parking lot and traveling to the future

Marty!

Ross Colton making a funny face

Ross who?

Ugh. Eddie O. Why?

Doughnuts = Cocaine

Judge limits crowd control devices at Portland ICE building, says federal officers must identify themselves A federal judge in Oregon ruled Monday that he would continue to strictly limit federal law enforcement’s use of tear gas and other crowd control weapons on protesters outside the Immigration and Customs Enforcement building in Portland.

The decision comes just days after a different federal judge issued a similar order in a case brought by tenants at a nearby apartment building. That order also limited the use of chemical munitions at the ICE facility.

Ooo! My wizard name is bupropion guanfacine.

We could have had a Star Trek future, but we’re getting a Terminator one instead.

Unfortunately for the Wild, they can't get any power plays in the shootout.

a little boy is standing on the edge of a pool . Alt: a little boy is standing on the edge of a pool .

Hartman

Well, that was embarrassing.

Exactly!
“Gold medal winner Hilary Knight, how about that men’s gold winning team? Weren’t they just amazing? Gotta be proud just being around those winners.”

-every interview conducted by men

Mama Hughes’ only contribution to the world is her shitty, Trump ass licking sons?

Fucking hell, if you’re going to feature women on this shitty intermission report, don’t shift the focus to whatever men happen to be around. Wasting Murphy’s time.

God damn, I hate this shit.

a group of men are standing in a hallway with the words `` welcome back '' written on the bottom . Alt: a group of men are standing in a hallway with the words `` welcome back '' written on the bottom .

Welcome back, Kadri!

Gabe got his cookies rocked. Understandable.

There was someone in Congress who recently proposed that we spring forward 30 minutes and leave it that way forever. Sounded stupid, but I'm all for leaving Daylight Savings behind.

I’m pretty sure my mother. She’s emotionally immature/cut off, sensitive to noise, and goes out of her brain when things don’t go the way she planned. I definitely get my masking ability from her.

My parents were, and still are, in denial. To them, I just never “applied” myself. Giant eye rolls to them. 44 when I was diagnosed. They still think I’m fine, despite what the doctor says.

Every. Accusation.
Is a CONFESSION.

I think mine is in the laundry because I wore it earlier this week.