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Maria Robinson

@mariaaarobinson

Writer of fiction & sometimes non-. Work in Electric Lit, Wigleaf, The Forge -> Best Microfiction 2023, Rejection Letters, Catapult, BLR, cream city review, and more. Cupboard full of beans (I make a lot of soup).

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Got to write about Weapons’ spookiest subtext for @electricliterature.com

25.10.2025 00:42 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

agh this is so good

12.10.2025 19:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Congratulations, Roy! I’m excited to have a new book from you to look forward to!!

26.09.2025 16:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Really well! Although not quickly :) How’s yours going?

21.08.2025 00:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Congratulations! I can’t wait to read it!

20.08.2025 20:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve been getting tons of them but I’ve been ignoring itβ€”should I be deleting them?!

18.08.2025 15:53 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I *loved* it! The bewilderment of early post-divorce is so specific & you capture it brilliantly.

04.08.2025 16:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Damn, this is so good.

04.08.2025 15:55 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This story is so good!!

16.07.2025 02:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Agh it’s the worst!!

07.07.2025 17:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you!!

01.07.2025 13:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe an existential flash about mushrooms will help

23.06.2025 14:06 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

to be clear: they’re beneficial insects, so if they’re in an area where they can safely be left alone, nothing needs to be done! i had to deal with mine because the nest was in an unavoidable location and people and pets were getting stung.

25.05.2025 22:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i dealt with this last year! DIY wasp traps are pretty effective (they like meat 😩 - you basically bait them into drowning). or you can go after the nest itself if you’re brave enough (or have the ability to hire a pest control professional). whatever you do, do it ASAPβ€”the colony will keep growing!

25.05.2025 22:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Biased but the @katiehrob.bsky.social piece in this issue is πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

14.05.2025 23:52 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you so much!

12.05.2025 22:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So thrilled to be a part of this amazing issue! anmly.org/ap40/maria-r... πŸ„β€πŸŸ«πŸ•πŸ„

12.05.2025 14:50 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, Matt, I’m so sorry for your loss. Thinking of you and sending care to you and your family β™₯️

01.04.2025 03:12 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I haven’t been posting about soup but that doesn’t mean i haven’t been making it.

(This post both 100% is and 100% is not about soup.)

24.02.2025 17:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Robinson: 'Lex Talionis' Fiction by Maria Robinson

I had this one in Wigleaf last summer πŸŒ“ wigleaf.com/202406lex.htm

14.02.2025 14:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh this is terrific!

12.02.2025 13:45 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I only took this screenshot to see what he was readingβ€”now I’m stuck with a shirtless therapist!

30.01.2025 01:12 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

I love this essay!

23.01.2025 18:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

my dream for us all is a future where if i were to acontextually post

this shit is so fucked.

it wouldn’t make immediate sense to you

23.01.2025 17:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I got my winter hat in 2005, off a children’s clearance rack in the Seasonal Items aisle of a Stop & Shop. It has lived in four different states and two continents. It is perhaps my one true love. πŸ˜‚

08.01.2025 19:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Back at you, @wigleaf.bsky.social βœ¨πŸ€©πŸ’«

07.01.2025 04:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0


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SEASONAL POEM
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Wake up little fingers!
it's Christmas!
you fumble with the keys
it is so cold & you are frozen
like the toes inside your boots
numb& angry at the rest of you for being warmer
than THEY are -
Are you thinking?
no thoughts but these you see and they are not thoughts anyway
fingers don't think
But, if you have some
well, if you have some...
well, if you do, WHAT OF IT?
I'M BORED WITH THE NEW PRESIDENT THAT'S FOR SURE !
A sudden chill comes up behind me, brrrrrrrrrrrrrr
It's the new President!
Hello, you creep!
CLOSE THAT WINDOW!
you want THE FLU????????
when you ask a question like that you know the answer already it's irritating shut up
GO AWAY
(He does) 
Now that Christmas is here I have nothing new to say
What a drag
I'm sorry
I wanted to...
Wwwwell....β€’
what I really wanted to do is DAZZLE you with my new poem
ha!
still reading?
I'm still awake just had a hot cup of tea
for a quick pick-up, try it!
Everything's pretty much the same in this city otherwise
Strikes
Hassles
No Heat
Angry Citizens
I have no special feeling about anything EXCEPT I DON'T VANT TO GET SICK 
have my nose drip 
sore throat 
chest pains 
bad mood 
freak out 
stay in bed 
read news 
play radio
get me some soup 
ice cream 
too cold 
head aches 
take pills 
sleep a lot 
talk on the phone 
think things over
recover
& get a grip on life by New Year's

ANNE WALDMAN

*********** * * SEASONAL POEM * ********** Wake up little fingers! it's Christmas! you fumble with the keys it is so cold & you are frozen like the toes inside your boots numb& angry at the rest of you for being warmer than THEY are - Are you thinking? no thoughts but these you see and they are not thoughts anyway fingers don't think But, if you have some well, if you have some... well, if you do, WHAT OF IT? I'M BORED WITH THE NEW PRESIDENT THAT'S FOR SURE ! A sudden chill comes up behind me, brrrrrrrrrrrrrr It's the new President! Hello, you creep! CLOSE THAT WINDOW! you want THE FLU???????? when you ask a question like that you know the answer already it's irritating shut up GO AWAY (He does) Now that Christmas is here I have nothing new to say What a drag I'm sorry I wanted to... Wwwwell....β€’ what I really wanted to do is DAZZLE you with my new poem ha! still reading? I'm still awake just had a hot cup of tea for a quick pick-up, try it! Everything's pretty much the same in this city otherwise Strikes Hassles No Heat Angry Citizens I have no special feeling about anything EXCEPT I DON'T VANT TO GET SICK have my nose drip sore throat chest pains bad mood freak out stay in bed read news play radio get me some soup ice cream too cold head aches take pills sleep a lot talk on the phone think things over recover & get a grip on life by New Year's ANNE WALDMAN

Top-tier late-December vibes in Anne Waldman’s β€œSeasonal Poem” (from the Dec. 13 issue of JSTOR Daily daily.jstor.org/merry-christ...)

20.12.2024 18:35 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Tonight’s soup: broccoli, cheddar, and white bean purΓ©e with homemade wholegrain mustard croutons.

20.12.2024 05:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Kinda early but I’m calling it: best thing I read today.

11.12.2024 20:24 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is an incredible piece of journalism, and another reminder that healthcare should not be for profit (and neither should news).

07.12.2024 16:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0