"Alright team, seems like our funny beaver movie is a hit! Nobody screw it up by saying anything stupid! Now I'm gonna go call a bunch of reporters and tell them we dont like gay people."
I dug through the trenches to find this underrated Green commander.
Also, I'm sick, so you have to watch this video or I'll probably die.
SAVE THE DATE: Thursday, March 12th will be STELLATHON: A FUNDRAISER FOR YOUR COOL ONLINE FRIEND.
Games streamers! Artists! Storytellers! Giveaways, baby! Participants will be revealed throughout the next week.
Let’s get @antlervel.vet her money back!
Poster by @yotsuben.bsky.social.
I love a lot of color combinations, but Gruul is the only one that loves me back
I played through Resident Evil 9! This is for everyone who wants to know what Leon is up to but doesn't have 70 bucks laying around.
"Its just pitching the 'vibe' of the show!"
Is the vibe that there aren't Green Lanterns in the show?
The vibe I'm getting is "Ryan Reynolds Green Lantern was too goofy, and we are DRASTICALLY overcorrecting"
And this happens to Green Lantern A LOT.
It feels embarrassed by its premise.
Ok, so people really not getting it:
In a teaser trailer, holding stuff back can be a good idea. But only if the stuff you're holding back is a "mystery" to tease.
A GREEN LANTERN using their GL POWERS in a GL show, set in a universe we've seen GL POWERS isn't a mystery.
The chocolate looks like poop
Sorry, I wasn't asking everyone to explain Green Lantern to me. I was just wondering why the Green Lantern show looks like Yellowstone
Ok, I'm not an expert in Green Lantern stuff. But isn't he like a space guy? Doesn't his magic ring make green light magic stuff happen? Aren't there colors? There are aliens and spaceships right?
The TMNT collector boosters werent giving me good results so I switched to Aetherdrift.
I'm a genius.
Finally got some good pulls from the TMNT set. Good enough to justify buying a collector booster? Good lord no.
This guy definitely takes 10 minutes to take Elpis
The new Scary Movie trailer really cemented what a sucker I am for nostalgia.
Seeing all those classic characters like "no safe spaces" and "did you just assume my gender" jokes really takes me back to 2013.
Hoping they have a Harambe joke in there to really hustle everyone's jimmies.
Prerelease prices have dropped significantly in two days. Dipping these cards almost feels wasteful now.
Almost.
Why does its name sound like an Irish person cursing someone with a forgotten Gaelic insult?
Nobody at your commander table is ready for this becauae they forgot vehicles can be commanders now
A company that had net losses of over 600 million dollars last year is spending 110 billion dollars to buy a company that made 700 million dollars last year.
None of those numbers seem like they're in the right place, are we sure capitalism is working?
Last call for this raffle! Tickets are $5 each and support Minnesota Freedom Fund!
I made homemade ooze for these TMNT collector Boozeters and then pulled very little cards worth dipping
This is a long shot, but if you ALL join my patreon, I could make a bid for Warner Brothers.
This is our last dip before TMNT. How do I make ooze at home?
All my favorites on Survivor 50 are making alliances with each other
JD Vance hates Cirie. He can't imagine anyone wanting to get off the couch, instead of the other way around.
I told my editor I wanted a Pauper Troll thumbnail, and I think he misheard me.
He ain't gonna be Cole Old that's for sure
Outlaws of Thunder Junction? More like nothing but JUNKIN this pack.
text that says TTRPG RAFFLE, $5 / ticket supporting Minnesota Freedom Fund. there is a photo of Metahumans Rising TTRPG, pins and stickers, Spelljammer alt cover, an art commission from Elaine Raven, a dice pocket vault, blue agate dice, and more text that says 2.5 hour D&D session from TulokTheBarbrarian
There are three days left of our TTRPG raffle to support Minnesota Freedom Fund. We're at $2,220/2,5000 with tickets at donations of $5/each. The prizes are worth $600 total (and I know y'all all need new dice, character art, and other goodies)
tiltify.com/@jesthehuman...
"We've served the same delicious chicken since 1973!"
I'd rather have chicken from 2026 please
