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Much like the invention of calculus these jokes arrive independently and I think this is a beautiful thing

Although if you can't beat the team who's had three yellow cards that's on you #CRUvHIG

real fucking dog act that #CRUvHIG

Needs to get a 685 forearm tattoo

Samoa Prime Minister Hon Laaulialemalietoa Leuatea Polataivao Fosi Schmidt, said the title bestowal was a request by New Zealand Prime Minister Luxon. Speaking on "Fofola le Fala ma le Alii Palemia" Laaulialemalietoa said the High Commissioner of New Zealand to Samoa had informed him that the Rt Hon Christopher Luxon requested a matai title.

“My prime minister is Samoan so talofa”

Well there goes their plan for the 2031 rugby World Cup

Pol Pot

elon musk

elon musk and pol pot

Elon Musk apparently got so sick of people saying that he looked like Pol Pot that he decided to destroy USAID and try to beat those mass- murder numbers.

He does an ad for a bank in New Zealand which is basically to promote junior basketball programmes here and that’s always been kinda wild to me but this makes it make a bit more sense

Which is probably 10-15 more expensive than Kirikiriroa

$2.98 for 91 at Waitomo Cambridge

Counterpoint: you should be allowed to head contact Darcy Swain as much as you want #HURvFOR

Man, confused at what to do in a crisis, overpays for some masks on trade me

Amazing stuff

www.civildefence.govt.nz/assets/Uploa...

Really looking forward to all the videos of people making back yard pyrolysis set ups and trying to turn plastic into fuel

Was tempted to bike in today but no, no.

MBIE has convened the Fuel Sector Coordinating Entity under the National Fuel Plan, which increases oversight of fuel imports and monitors the situation. Most oil companies have said there are currently no supply chain issues. As at midnight on Sunday, 8 March, the industry confirmed the current fuel stock level as: Stock description Petrol Diesel Jet fuel Total Stock in-country (days cover) 32.8 27.6 32.3 30.3 Stock in-water (days cover) 25.2 22.3 14.3 21.7 Total NZ stock (days cover) 57.9 49.9 46.8 52.0

We currently have enough diesel to last until 27/28 April

if you brought back grant and sherman today it would take them about 4 hours to dismantle our current military command structure (grant would drink hegseth into a coma, Sherman would spend most of that time shrieking in horror at the existence of airplanes)

A YouTube thumbnail depicting a monstrous and dead-eyed Mr. Beast, mouth wide, in front of the strait of Hormuz. SURVIVING HORMUZ CHALLENGE! WHO MAKES IT THROUGH WINS BIG $1,000,000 PRIZE!

Even better

Gonna get like a litre of space wolves grey

A cartoon by Ron Cobb (1975), showing a shadow of US B-52 bomber above cratered landscape. Two people who look like Vietnamese peasants look up; one says “they’re having problems with their economy again.”

Current status: what would be really annoying if I couldn’t get hold of it for about six months

The Covid inquiries will continue until the polling improves.

Sydney

I think this government really do drink their own Koolaid, and genuinely believe that their projects just don't face the same kinds of risks as previous governments, because they are just inherently Better Managers.

Like obviously a bad outcome but v funny if the conservatives come through the middle somehow to majority government with 21%

its an iranian missile with a message written on it in Persian

the message, translated, reads "in memory of the victims of epstein island"

omfg

This is basically one of the options from sim city 2000