Dan Sanders

I simply refuse to believe this isn’t a Chris Morris sketch:

the young me assumed everyone was doing their best to make sense of things. but as I get older i’m more convinced that many people’s minds are like cartoon thought bubbles filled with angry scribbles, and that's the way they like it

Sad Jack stands at the foot of a stairway between two escalators. There are pink, loopy lines surrounding him.

Here’s a first for Okay Donkey: “Escalator” by Dan Sanders (June 2018) will soon appear on standardized tests for the English Teachers Association of Western Australia! Many congratulations to @donsamders.bsky.social. Read “Escalator” at okaydonkeymag.com/2018/06/15/e...

A reminder to look at the boots. Oldspeedmfg.com

This is a food in a scifi book that lets you know how unnatural and weird and bad the food is in the sci fi world

Looking at pictures of the war and thinking about how seriously i take recycling

It truly does not matter what the phone clock says. The dog clocks are in charge

generally have a 'that's for them' approach to the ocean, that being the ocean, them being fish, and never go near it. Starting to get to a similar space with internet/robots

LOOK AT THE BOOTS I SAID

Tan boots on a brown shoebox, poorly photographed. Handmade by Oldspeed MFG.

My friend Dave started a boot company and made me these boots and everyone should look at them. Look at the boots.

“we’re saying war again“ does a big war “now hang on just a minute!”

Why go through all that trouble to rename the department of defense

Being a depressed guy at CrossFit is a good bit

The Chris Fleming comedy special is a good comedy special.

I like that we’ve all agreed to the term ‘feed’. “It came across my feed”, “I strapped instagram to my face like a bag of oats.“ “Some rich guy built for me a trough, where he shovels a slurry of barely edible matter. And it is there I go to feed.“ etc

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If I did that game winning hockey goal I’d project the video of it on the front of my house for the rest of my life, I’d never be able to talk about anything else, itd be printed on my clothes, the coolness of it would effectively cripple me, and that’s why I don’t do the game winning hockey goal

Maybe I was put on this earth to look at my phone

I get to try again tomorrow with another coffee.

Just a rare “nice things” tweet. It’s also 45 and sunny.

A new bookstore opened in my town today and there was a line down the block to get in when it opened. I stopped by later with a coffee from a few doors down and it was still too crowded to buy anything.

Letterboxd screenshot Star Trek Into Darkness (2013) Watched by Branson Reese 28 Apr 2022 Abrams isn't a man so much as he's an avatar of cultural entropy. If you make something popular enough eventually you will die or sell it off and and a person in thick rimmed glasses whose main artistic vision is that he loves to have meetings will take it and sandblast it until it's nothing. I hate to see this happen here but maybe it's good that this happened. Maybe every franchise should collapse into a version of itself that makes shareholders nod and shake each others' hands. We should learn to speak in a language that rich people who don't dream can't comprehend.

i often think about this review

very very excited (& nervous! stage jitters!) to share news of a project that my person & I have been working on for so long now

we're starting a tiny artist residency here in Baltimore; say hello to The Doll House!

www.thedollhouse.studio

One thing that's fun is that if you're black and you don't have much experience, it's woke dei if you get the job, and if you're black and you have all the experience in the world, you're an out of touch elite who is not really black and doesn't deserve the job.

Depends on what you think her job is! Her boss likely thinks its to do exactly what she did: be a weird monster.

I live in PA in an area with a large population that will be targeted by ice and it is a crazy experience knowing that your adorable little town is going to turn into a war zone at any moment.

Thanks pal

Rep. Delia Ramirez to DHS officials: "I have as much respect for you as I do for the last white men who put on masks to terrorize communities of color. I have no respect for the inheritors of the Klanhood and the slave patrol. Those activities were criminal and so are yours."

Ten years sober today. Good boy, Danny.