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I grow giant plants purely by accident because I like my house like the tropics. I have Giant African Millipedes but they are giant by design so not my fault. And now I've typed 'giant' so many times it doesn't look like a real word anymore. GIANT.

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I live in Scotland and I pay ยฃ0 for any medication. ๐Ÿคท

14.03.2026 12:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

More and more women are realising that letting men into their lives is a bad deal. The birth and marriage rate is dropping all over the world and I'm here for it. Stay safe ladies. Keep men out of your homes and lives.

10.03.2026 12:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Anyone who buys INJECTABLES, ONLINE needs to have the internet taken away from them.

23.02.2026 00:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Their parents are probably racists. I also think there's so much racist stuff online and their parents probably didn't put restrictions on their internet usage.

20.02.2026 15:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tired of hearing my generation complain about gen z and a. I'm taking my old cat to the vet today and guess who were the people asking if I needed help with the cat pram up and down stairs and onto the train? Gen Z and Gen A. Maybe the problem is you're just a miserable looking cunt?

17.02.2026 12:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It seems like men who seek power are all just rapists and abusers. They need to do something about that.

10.02.2026 13:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yup! I really believe a lot of written advice on plants is just a "How to kill so you'll buy again" guide. ๐Ÿ˜‚ Give your fern as much direct light as you can and I promise it'll double in size every year. And like I said, it'll droop when it needs water then drown it! โ™ฅ๏ธ

03.02.2026 00:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I sat it on that south facing window ledge, in the height of summer, and didn't water him. And look at him now! Treat them like a fittonia and give them bright light and water when they droop. Fern growers like to lie to us so they can feel special. ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‚

02.02.2026 23:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Let me tell you, for 25 years, every fern I got died in a fortnight. And it's because I followed the advice everyone gives for ferns. They want shade. No direct light. They need high humidity. Don't let them dry out! So a few years ago, when I was given this 4.99 IKEA fern by a work mate (cont.)

02.02.2026 23:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No shit Sherlock.

02.02.2026 23:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Repotting my giant Boston, Sideshow Fern. Here's hoping this 40 litre pot will last him a few years coz I don't want to do this again. #plantsky

02.02.2026 23:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The view from my couch. #plantsky

27.01.2026 22:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Old Man Pecan saw his 20th Christmas in 2025! โ™ฅ๏ธ#catsofbluesky

20.01.2026 23:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Scottish winter sun is gorgeous.

13.01.2026 22:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And this is why I don't let any man stay overnight at my house. Best friend, friend, it doesn't matter. They're all capable of doing something like this and unfortunately, there's no way to tell which ones will.

01.06.2025 09:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm from a generation that had to block people face to face and as satisfying as that was, the block button is much less time consuming.

20.05.2025 15:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She kills her abuser and gets 12 years? 95% of abused women can't even get their case to court.

20.05.2025 10:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Straight to jail. Tell your fairy tales walkin' arsehole.

15.05.2025 18:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm trying to think of something you would "take a bullet" for that's more embarrassing than Chump. You local Ihops' carpet? Hepatitis? The scum that forms on a hottub left unused under a pine tree for 4 years with no cover?

11.05.2025 20:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I want reincarnation to be true. I will be coming back as a huge man who punches other men in the face the SECOND they say or do ANYTHING I deem problematic towards women. And if you men reading this did the same, the problem would disappear in a couple of generations. Think on...

26.04.2025 11:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Found out last week that Old Man Pecan has hyperthyroidism. He turned 20 last month so he's made it far without medical issues. But with medicine and new high fat food, he's on the mend! Got a few more years left in my old man! Have some pink nose and toes to celebrate. โ™ฅ๏ธ

26.04.2025 11:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wonder if a woman walked up to them with a baby and said 'Here, you told me to have it so now it's yours" what they would do? Call the police probably and have her arrested. These people need to get a fucking life.

26.04.2025 10:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Notice they're never outside government buildings, protesting at the lack of funding for homeless children/foster children/abused children or children living in poverty. Hypocrites! If only hell were real these soggy bags of shit would be boiling in it.

25.04.2025 17:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They go to jail yet our government grows it to sell to other countries. Another show of "One law for the poor and another for the rich."

23.04.2025 21:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A picture of Daenerys Targaryen from the HBO adaption of "A Game of Thrones."

It says when someone asks what you're going to do with all your plants: "I will do what queens do. I will rule."

A picture of Daenerys Targaryen from the HBO adaption of "A Game of Thrones." It says when someone asks what you're going to do with all your plants: "I will do what queens do. I will rule."

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#plants #flowers #gardening #bloomscrolling #humor #gameofthrones

22.04.2025 17:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I need to find some space for new grow cabinets in my house coz I have no space for new plants! And people wonder why we love to spend so much time at home! ๐Ÿชดโ™ฅ๏ธ

19.04.2025 19:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Philo Pilo has thrips and Pinkie lives in some sort of symbiotic life with spider mites so here we go!

19.04.2025 09:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was under the impression that criminals couldn't get a visa to visit the UK. But then I'm not an inbred monarch who runs my cars on excess wine.

17.04.2025 23:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just a little reminder for my #plant people at this time of year. Please remember that 90% of cut flowers that people may buy you in the coming months are full of the plant pests that we spend our time and money trying to keep out of our homes! As pretty as they are, keep them in another room! ๐Ÿชดโ™ฅ๏ธ

04.04.2025 19:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They're not mad. They're the British equivalent of Trumpers. Racist but constantly deny the things they say are racist. Misogynist but claim they just "Say it as it is". Uneducated except for the rich ones who knew it would benefit them. Twinning! ๐Ÿคฎ

04.04.2025 18:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0