iris myandowski

i will literally never, EVER consider listening to the oprah podcast jfc

some how in 2026 even one of the highest tiered wifi plans offered is still shoddy but sure, tell me again how AI is going to fix everything and turn a million assholes without fine motor skills into creative geniuses

love that america is so full of useless ass tech bros who are going to allegedly revolutionize the world yet I still pay over $1200 a year for internet that just randomly decides it doesn’t have to work and i receive no reimbursement for inconvenience

you don’t hate rich people enough

well obviously if they can’t traffic and rape them, what other option do all of these absolutely inhumane monsters have?? you can’t just have little girls existing peacefully, unharmed— ridiculous!

if there is a song title that sums me up, “don’t disturb this groove” is in the top 10

Normalise slapping them off the face of anyone wearing them.

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we didn’t wipe these types of men out from the bottom and indulged their brain-stem level humor, that’s how their slightly more advanced versions we able to become the successors to the pdf pols we have now. this is a millennial failure.

regardless of how you feel about capital punishment, we made a mistake as a society when we didn’t immediately eliminate that banana youtuber who hates chris hansen and eugenia cooney

the way kristen died less than a month before her 33rd birthday from drinking yet my aunts are pushing 70 and literally smoking crack… make it make sense

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having a really hard time with boundaries when all my brain tells me is YOU CAN FIX THIS I SWEAR IF YOU TRY HARD ENOUGH YOU CAN DO IT I PROMISE

fucking genocidal

i’m the girl you knew from elementary school who responds to your instagram story to describe using scaphism as the capital punishment for the pdf file class as a way to eat the rich without having also having to become cannibals

A meme of Alysa Liu based on Da Share Zone reading: JUST WALK OUT work social thing movies home class dentist figure skating too fancy weed store cops it your quick friend ships IF IT SUCKS... HIT DA BRICKS!!! Real winners quit You can leave!! Da Gold Zone

I’ve been talking about Alysa Liu’s story about her quitting skating only to come back and become even better because she did it for herself and this came to me in a dream…

The way he’s traumatized by having to witness her pissing in front of a train car full of people, not by the knowledge that that woman is unhoused and so unwell (like millions of others, without support) that she’s willing to do so is extremely telling of his capacity for empathy (next to zero).

a truly deep and incredible reference 😂💛

The average household lost more than $1,000 to Trump's tariffs.

Now the Court has spoken: this was unlawful all along.

The President owes you an apology - and a refund.

Bluesky should not get into this idea that blocking you is a problem. You can be blocked for any reason. You can be blocked because your pfp is annoying. You can be blocked because your vibe sucks.

If you take this personally I think that’s also a reason you can be blocked.

Let he who hath never needed to scrounge up $40 for an 8th cast the first stone.

ICE using the same ruse that Ted Bundy used to kidnap people should tell you something.

we’re going to have to eat the rich before their meat is only suitable for the glue factory. as a millennial ohioan we’re already gonna have to melt ol Les down, that shit’s too old even for a crock pot stew

TIL nelson mandela was freed on my first birthday

it should have been tim.

1970s paperback edition of ayn rand’s the fountainhead with a photograph of an attractive woman leaning back seductively on a drafting board

can you imagine how disappointed you’d be if you knew nothing about this book and only picked it up for this particular cover

end qualified immunity and make cops carry personal liability insurance

i’m more of a reverse-purge: anarchy guy myself, but i’ll take it