dumbass

“men used to go to war”
lady, i am at war with myself every second of every day

hard

instead of setting a realistic alarm for the morning i like to set several unrealistic alarms so that i can start my day frustrated and hating myself just as Our Good Lord intended

Closeup of small black dog’s face

Number 1 goose fan

still not sure about this place; still can’t post videos so what am i supposed to do with my slutty little guitar videos

it’s beginning to look a lot like fuck this

if ur wondering what to get me for Christmas I’m a size XL in attention

the great part about social media is every new day is a new opportunity to witness the worst thing you’ve ever seen

can you dm me on twitter please? @adequatelyjed

i wear glasses now

some of u r famous

Photo of three cats in a Mediterranean-looking village with walls painted light blue. One orange/white tabby is in the foreground (labeled “me”); one brown/white tabby is in a window arch (labeled “my friend who reskeets me”; the third cat, a fully orange tabby is on the far right (labeled “my other friend who reskeets me”). Photo found on Instagram, words supplied by me

🎶 ya gotta have ,, friends 🎶

i saw two shooting stars tonight :)

i have new music out at midnight :))
please pre-save if you use spotify!

https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/chandlersturgeonandvarunshah/bucolic/?fbclid=PAAaY9t2IeTlMMrQUxvprz3dR3XWfUUl8FNxErjw9eH4OUbeiGD9IhYyVC6Bs_aem_ATgfk0dJB53l7I_HnMu9nqvO8LA3MIF0AZevfVV3REeUni6WpfcWXC7mgeh_rwIFYr0

pussy posting

this is your infrequent reminder that i compose music and have a couple somewhat recent releases, a huge back catalogue, and new stuff on the way

https://open.spotify.com/artist/5HmmO68TqPTvNoeft8laqZ?si=yVYYrFZFTgG_oMg6FcVuww

i feel like i could find better ways to spend billions of dollars like developing a luxury cowboy hat brand for bunnies or something

does anyone know of anybody in need of a code? i tweeted about having one and nobody bit so i figured i’d ask here

hippopotamus minisculus perched on flower

hippopotamus minisculus on another nearby plant

yet another hippopotamus minsculus in the garden

voracious hippopotamus minisculus atop a bloom

once again my garden is besieged by hippopotamus minusculus

always gotta remind myself that i CAN handle adversity

brought my new boy home