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@hermanmiller

πŸ› οΈthey/themπŸ› οΈ (sasha) chicago resident, color theory knower

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evil tangyuan sitting very nicely and not scheming

evil tangyuan sitting very nicely and not scheming

how i'm waiting for women to approach me at the bar

12.03.2026 18:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
luna looking inquisitively into the camera

luna looking inquisitively into the camera

luna's paw nearly touching the camera as she lounges

luna's paw nearly touching the camera as she lounges

gm

12.03.2026 16:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Better days are ahead of us twin
Orange cat staring at viewers

Better days are ahead of us twin Orange cat staring at viewers

12.03.2026 15:57 πŸ‘ 34 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

are people still vegan

12.03.2026 02:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

cis dude just passed me a weed pen via dap is this gender affirmation

11.03.2026 21:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

why Yearn when you can Earn some kohl's cash

11.03.2026 20:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

time to practice pyrography i guess?

11.03.2026 15:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i have to wait like three weeks for the next tool authorization slot so i gotta find something to do in here until i can make cuts

11.03.2026 15:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
big old hackerspace/woodshop

big old hackerspace/woodshop

a model of the cat bus from my neighbor totoro hanging off a wall

a model of the cat bus from my neighbor totoro hanging off a wall

nice nice nice

11.03.2026 15:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i am a machine that makes colors and plays hades II

11.03.2026 01:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

🫡🏻 YEAH YOU ARE

11.03.2026 00:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
girlboytwink with short hair and silly glasses in a tiny bathroom with floral wallpaper taking a mirror selfie

girlboytwink with short hair and silly glasses in a tiny bathroom with floral wallpaper taking a mirror selfie

this is what i look like most of the time: if you like this you're fucking gay .. if you don't like this you might still be gay

11.03.2026 00:39 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i used to give my cat fries all the time (her favorite) but i had to stop because she gets diarrhea now and she doesn't understand how much i wish she could have the fry

11.03.2026 00:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i wish cis people didn't exist so i didn't have to think so hard about this

11.03.2026 00:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

what if i went back to they/she

11.03.2026 00:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
painting of a yorkshire sleeping and projecting astrally

painting of a yorkshire sleeping and projecting astrally

yorkshire doing astral projection

10.03.2026 21:34 πŸ‘ 849 πŸ” 237 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 30
low quality image of a baguette

low quality image of a baguette

it's a worm

11.03.2026 00:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

get out of my tubi ads raja!!!!! i'm trying to watch some gold

10.03.2026 23:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Ceiling Painting/Yes Painting by Yoko Ono

The work is made from paper, glass, a metal frame, a metal chain, a magnifying glass, and a painted ladder. The word YES is printed on the piece of paper. The work is interactive, with the viewer (or participant) expected to climb the ladder and use a magnifying glass to look at the word "YES" which is printed on paper beneath a sheet of glass suspended from the ceiling.

in this picture the word β€œYES is edited to read the mantra β€˜would you rather eat calzones or pussy?’

Ceiling Painting/Yes Painting by Yoko Ono The work is made from paper, glass, a metal frame, a metal chain, a magnifying glass, and a painted ladder. The word YES is printed on the piece of paper. The work is interactive, with the viewer (or participant) expected to climb the ladder and use a magnifying glass to look at the word "YES" which is printed on paper beneath a sheet of glass suspended from the ceiling. in this picture the word β€œYES is edited to read the mantra β€˜would you rather eat calzones or pussy?’

10.03.2026 13:59 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

sex scenes must have an epilepsy warning for the players

10.03.2026 00:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i fucking love the sauna and ur tomie shirt

10.03.2026 00:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

you know what i mean????

09.03.2026 22:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"you look like a barber" but like as an insult

09.03.2026 22:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
psychedelic image of someone's body splitting apart and a bird emerging with the caption "when you sneeze and fart at the 
same time"

psychedelic image of someone's body splitting apart and a bird emerging with the caption "when you sneeze and fart at the same time"

this is what trepanning felt like

08.03.2026 17:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i would've loved to get trepanned back in the day

"doctor can you gauge my noggin hole"

08.03.2026 17:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

do cosplayers at cons do big hotel orgies? I imagine it’s like the olympics. and doesn’t everyone want to fuck mario or toad or batman or something? or are the costumes too fragile and precious

07.03.2026 21:58 πŸ‘ 47 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 2

yessss you can read my annoying reviews

07.03.2026 17:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
hand painted mural of a braless woman painting a window frame

hand painted mural of a braless woman painting a window frame

yeah you might have a "salary" or a """living wage""" but do you have a braless painter lady on your store mural???

07.03.2026 16:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i'm usually not scared of bugs and little critters but i got a staph infection from a spider bite in elementary school so those freaks can keep their DISTANCE

07.03.2026 15:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

nooooooo i tried to peel a piece of tape off a door i was painting and a spider crawled out 😭😭😭😭😭

07.03.2026 15:27 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0