Keyser So Thick

He has probably hated that kid since Kindergarten 😭 I don’t blame him… (((punch him again when you get back)))

You can only buy your girl a balloon and stuffed animal one time

You ain’t that much in love… you better get creative son

Those Epstein files must be extremely heinous if they have to block the word on TikTok.

🩷 Happy Founders’ Day to all my Sorors of Alpha Kappa Alpha Sorority, Incorporated. 💚

For we know there’s no other, like our sisterhood…

Someone check/confirm but even money is that those flights were booked last week

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I have a very dark wish for a list of people… and the only thing that’s keeping it from passing my lips is…
I can not have that come back.
But man….

White Americans are so embarrassing (it’s a certain group of white Americans who understands this, and who won’t be offended after knowing what the Trump admin did after majority of their people voted for him)

My team is so unserious. We know the host of this meeting is not going to show up because they are on PTO… but they did not cancel the meeting. So we are just sitting in the lobby. Fully aware it’s not gonna happen, but since you didn’t cancel the meeting… We’re here. 😭

Not to excuse ol’ boys cheatery but the Door Dash driver…. WHY were you reporting someone else’s business!!!! Why was it the school’s business who needed to deleteus fetus?!?!!

Vince was a perfect guest for Ziwe. 🤣

I know y’all have a labeled Go Girl as Alfredo music, but it is actually really sonically pleasing. Especially racial feet’s part.

I hope maybe she taps Stacey Abrams to help her get a ground game going. Texas is a dog fight on a good day.

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I can’t be the only one that sees the possibility that when it is suspected that an asteroid hit the Earth and took out the dinosaurs was probably also when God flooded the Earth…?
🍃

Fonzworth’s story is the one I want to hear…

The fear. Aubrey was vilified. Meanwhile she had emails that could’ve exonerated her. Wow

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I love college football! #CFP #Hoosiers

It sneaks up on you real quick! 🩶

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My hair was all over my head this morning. Rolled this mess into a quick French roll. I’m THE Auntie now!

Growing up in Raleigh there was a story my mom would tell me about this house that was built underground. Like a bunker. I was always curious about its owner and their reasons. I wonder if it’s still there…

He was just saying this… Haven’t seen a commercial for duct tape in years. Works like a charm.

My constituent, Wilmer, was mauled by an ICE attack dog despite the fact that, as he has consistently explained, he was not resisting arrest or trying to flee—his wife and young children, all U.S. citizens, were forced to watch helplessly as Wilmer was violently attacked and dragged away.

Watching College Game Day, and just wondering how they were reactive if there were huge signs about being Muslim, or Satanism, or Vodún?

Random thought from my other - Why does Christianity need advertising?

I mean what’s lower than zero?? 😭🤣

Take that flag off of the bomber and move the rings up. Absolutely.

When I say “Bed, Bath and Beyond” just know I’m talking about “Bath and Body Works”

Hope we’re not supposed to be hating Kimora because watching her new show is definitely giving me all of the nostalgia feels…

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After hour 4 in the car… I turn into a boneless puddle of misery and helplessness. I’m too delicate for road trips 😵‍💫😩

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What is the hold up on TELEPORTATION?!!!???