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@hepatitisatoz

*triumphant kazoo noises* my crap here -> https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:mawpsm2x6lkxpxqfz3iow7fd/feed/aaabvpecj3ciy

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My hatred of Timothy Chalamet grows stronger and more rational by the day.

11.03.2026 21:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Filipino support system: like having a built-in hype squad powered by rice #shorts #ThePitt
Filipino support system: like having a built-in hype squad powered by rice #shorts #ThePitt YouTube video by Marius Baguinon

When strangers speak Tagalog around me...
youtube.com/shorts/G_S5g...

06.03.2026 05:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Sleepy Princess Baby

03.03.2026 02:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Update:

03.03.2026 01:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This menace.

01.03.2026 17:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ugh. I promised Mama Rad that I'd take her for a Sam's Club run today. Thoughts and prayers for my back and bank account please. That woman loves her a Sam's Club run.

26.02.2026 16:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bring It On!
Its got everything. Low high stakes, drama, doing the right thing because its right, douhey boyfriends, intellectual property theft, humor and Kirsten Dunst. Did I mention Kirsten Dunst was in it?
@hepatitisatoz.bsky.social

14.02.2026 04:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Bud Cort, 'Harold and Maude' star, dies at 77 Bud Cort, the character actor who headlined films like 'Harold and Maude' and 'Brewster McCloud,' has died at 77.

Rip Bud Cort. Nobody else could have ever pulled of Harold.
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12.02.2026 03:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I just saw the most awesome fucking thing. A large group of high-school kids walked out to protest ice. And it seems that Henderson PD are protecting them.

10.02.2026 20:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 16 ๐Ÿ” 7 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I took a nap only to wake up to mama rad trying to be lured into an mlm by the neighbor. I guess I sensed danger and got up. It was for a whole house air purifier that costs $6000 but they left me with a baby one for free and said I can have more friend every friend I rat out.

10.02.2026 03:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Look at her being playful in her buritto cave. Ma'am, youre still going to the groomer this week.

09.02.2026 04:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hope maga is choking over brown people having fun and naming countries to bless.

09.02.2026 01:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The patriots qb looks like he just got a ticket for underage vaping.

08.02.2026 23:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Who's got 2 thumbs, a sore throat, smells like vicks vapor rub and speaks limited French?
*gestures both thumbs towards me*
This moi.

08.02.2026 01:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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28.01.2026 23:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The cat needs a charge.

16.01.2026 22:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 17 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Father desperate for answers after ex-wife flees with kids following apocalyptic social media posts - East Idaho News WEST JORDAN, Utah โ€” A Utah mother who fled the country with her four children after posting a series of apocalyptic religious videos on social media is now the subject of a federal investigation and t...

New Doomsday mom to.keep am eye on
www.eastidahonews.com/2026/01/fath...

10.01.2026 04:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My dad heard this song while running errands, loved it and immediately bought the cassette. I wanna say this was back in 87, 88?
Me and my brother had a whole choreographer dance to this that I wish I can remember.

09.01.2026 00:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Your friend Rad is in a shitty mood. Please send pet/food/little human pics. Or anything whimsical. Thanks.

09.01.2026 00:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 15 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I will burn this entire universe down if you try to get in between me and caffeine.

03.01.2026 02:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Hi, 911? I need to report my own murder.
@randilynisin.bsky.social with 190 points on her first move.

01.01.2026 22:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man floating on a raft in the ocean says " i 'm sorry rum ham " ALT: a man floating on a raft in the ocean says " i 'm sorry rum ham "

I just realized that I could have made a rum ham and I am now inconsolable

31.12.2025 21:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Ouch.
For real, No doubt was my favorite band when I was a teen. I saw them open for Sublime way before Dont Speak was huge.

28.12.2025 18:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pulled my meat out when the internal temp reached 125. Its resting. Shhh

25.12.2025 22:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Princess Madonna Hillary Kitty Fantastico was forced into being festive.
Happy Christmas, pals!

25.12.2025 20:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Look at my meat.

25.12.2025 18:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Im kinda pissed that the giant cat condo I ordered for Princess Madonna's last week was delayed. Now it wont be here until Saturday. All she has to open is her stocking.
I know, I sound insane but I assure you that I bought gifts for my humans too.

24.12.2025 12:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Got my

22.12.2025 23:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
22.12.2025 21:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

These bitches forgot my spiral ham. No, I dont want a refund just send me the ham.

22.12.2025 20:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0