Alex thee Scallion

–– am i crazy or did airports get rid of water bottle filling stations?

–– waiting for my royalty check

–– paid extra for an uber comfort, quiet preferred, get my ear chatted off. fuck offfff

There will be no doctors to diagnose me when I awake

–– why is everything so loud?

–– i could sleep for ten thousand years

–– I’m a partner at a midsize law firm with over 13 years of practice and I still have a little folder I save nice emails to when people go out of their way to thank or praise me.

Enough with the sacrifice!

–– if I pull the hanged man again tomorrow I swear to the gods…

It was during epilogue were we have wacky rules each week. This week we got to promote a non legendary creature to the command zone. I chose virulent silencer 😏

Virulent Silencer 😂

Thank you! No sadly

–– chaotic night has my adrenaline spiked

–– booked my flight going in the wrong direction. can die now.

–– i won EDH boxing league tonight with mono red infect. can die happy now.

–– idk how the bruins lost that game. yikes

So close. But so wrong

–– daylight saving time can fuck right off. we need permanent standard time.

Ok!

This is dope

–– digital detox day tomorrow!

Case in point

This aggro deck is spicy

ちょう難しいな

–– really enjoying Babel but not enjoying the university dreams it’s causing me to have

–– oh thank god equinox has a new partner brand for soap/shampoo. Ever since they left keihls it has been unfortunate.

I fucking love lentil soup. Have you tried lentiful?

Lock me up!

Translation please!

–– 2 coffees, 2 matcha, 2 beers, 1 diet coke, fuckton o water, 2 azuki bean tea. hydrated king 💦