Mx. O’Lydian

ever since I was a little girl I loved to listen to my headphones in the backseat of a moving vehicle

the eternal question

is there a better musical device than the pump up/half step modulation? I think not…

doing my favorite thing in the world tonight!!!!!!! Seeing a musical with my wife!!!!!!! :))

I have been conveniently out of town for the last many years of the air and water show so I’ve not really experienced this bullshit before and let me tell you……..HATE IT!

had a dream I was in rehearsal for oh Mary…..:please let this be a psychic vision

90 minutes no intermission would be a beautiful name for a boy

if I don’t listen to the subway at least once an hour I will perish

making lasting friendships with coworkers by bringing up my childhood tendency to chew on Polly pocket clothes

operation mincemeat deeply appeals to me because 1. It’s very funny and 2. Women in suits

if you gotta get a gimmick, you should first learn to play a more popular instrument

my parents are at a giant family reunion in Wisconsin and my mom keeps texting me every time she meets a gay Buechel

truly the worst feeling in the world is when your enemy has really good taste :/

I love being stupid :)

butch lesbians on Clark street: I see you and I love you

a hex upon anyone who keeps their bag in the seat when the bus is FULL

Gilbert and Sullivan writing Pinafore, Pirates, Patience, and Iolanthe back to back is A CRAZY run no one’s doing it like that anymore lmao

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Were face to face but we don’t see eye to eye

a venn diagram. the left circle is “people who understand that climate change is an existential threat” and the right circle is “people who use Al, but, like, not for real work! lol! i just needed a silly pic of a dog on a scooter and it's surprisingly hard to find good reference images”

waaaaay too many people in the middle imo

some light reading :)

nobody talk to me new defunctland about the history of Disney animatronics dropped…..autistic delight

with a minor in kissing Joan

my new kid :)

watching drum core international videos with my wife’s dad

bottle opener even tho I don’t drink bc being the bitch with the bottle opener on your keys is sexy I have found

I’m being cancelled by my wife because when I said a mouse could be a secretary I said “she” but when I said a mouse could be a scientist I said “he”

:)

the ultimatum is like the 21st century stanford prison experiment for real