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I have heard that in other states, they just print the card on-site with none of this back-and-forth. There is not even a phone number with a non-robot on the other line that I can talk to about it.

Anyway, Texas loves to suppress its voters and maybe I should get out of here.

12.03.2026 13:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In Texas, you have to wait 30-45 days for your new or replacement driver's license to come in the mail. They issue a temporary driver's license that is just a print out on a piece of 8.5x11 paper. Anyway, my TDL has taken so long to get to me that my piece of paper is no longer valid.

12.03.2026 13:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My office isn't customer-facing, but we will all dress up a little anyway for the Board. Maybe I'll wear a nice perfume so as to tickle their other senses beyond sight and sound

12.03.2026 02:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the Board members of the company I work for are going to be in the office tomorrow. I need to shower in case they decide to go around sniffing everyone

12.03.2026 02:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

pedestrian infrastructure = perfect angel who deserves everything and more

car infrastructure = disgusting life-ruining pig that doesn't deserve anything but public shaming and frankly needs to start paying up

12.03.2026 02:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

we need to soft dom our pedestrian infrastructure and hard dom our car infrastructure

12.03.2026 02:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wish the lighting at my local gym wasn't so white and clinical. I don't want to see every flaw when I go to the gym, I want to be happy and feel good about myself when I go ๐Ÿ˜–

12.03.2026 02:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

last night was the first time in a while I heard the loud sounds of bugs in the bushes. after such a cold and depressing winter, I am happy and ready for spring :)

11.03.2026 17:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

thinking about starting a matriarchy if anyone wants to join

11.03.2026 17:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i think about how unhoused people will talk about how impossible it is to be unhoused without using substances to make themselves more comfortable on the streets and then i think about how everyone is addicted to their phones, caffeine, THC, and/or alcohol and then I think about the Blitzed book

11.03.2026 01:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

you can't get one over on me - I'm getting one off under you

10.03.2026 20:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

are the clocks broken or is society broken ๐Ÿ˜ค

10.03.2026 03:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

these clocks are actually wrong at all times of the day really makes you think

10.03.2026 03:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I keep running into clocks I forgot I was using

10.03.2026 03:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm one to two clocks away from a full spring forward clock update

10.03.2026 03:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And in fact more jobs should have poles

07.03.2026 01:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

we gotta put the poles back in the fire stations

07.03.2026 01:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

everything reminds me of him

06.03.2026 15:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I vote in Texas, and my polling location for the primaries this year separated the room and the voting machines by party affiliation. I felt really uncomfortable being separated like that. I could look across the room and see people voting in the primaries for the "other side", and they could see me

06.03.2026 15:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A picture of a pdf with the words, "SHEET TITLE: INTERIOR GLAZING SCHEDULE"

A picture of a pdf with the words, "SHEET TITLE: INTERIOR GLAZING SCHEDULE"

another day at the office

06.03.2026 14:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

resistance is fertile

06.03.2026 13:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I had a nightmare that trump was holding my family and I hostage in my childhood home. My parents were nowhere to be found, my brother was scrambling in the wrong direction and getting axed by trump, and I ran away screaming to my neighbors for help because calling the police seemed unhelpful

04.03.2026 14:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

there's just so much paneling and trim work and moulding and it must all be painstakingly measured out and accounted for and I just ๐Ÿคฎ

01.03.2026 18:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

nothing in this hotel can hurt me like that

01.03.2026 18:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i've had to create millwork estimates for places like the wrenwood hotel and it's all I can think about during the gameplay

01.03.2026 18:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

democrats about the people who inevitably vote for them: "when they go left, we go right!"

01.03.2026 15:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

pervatory: the place where dead people are allowed only up to the point of edging

01.03.2026 02:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is saying i 'm something of a gamer , too Alt: a man in a suit and tie is saying i 'm something of a gamer , too
27.02.2026 01:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have been told that I can cross out Schrรถdinger's for this skeet

26.02.2026 18:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

replacing the frigidity of rugged individualism with the warmth of collectivism this weekend if anyone wants to join

26.02.2026 18:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0