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@ryanflint

Vocalist, Lyricist for WitchHands Co-Owner of The Arbitrarium Deathrocker (Goth w/ mohawk) Misanthropic Humanist, Doggerelist (He / Him / They)

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I have no trouble imagining Pete Hegseth pulling a Joseph Goebbels when the end comes.
Getting cornered in the bunker, wiping out his entire family, and then himself.

Fortunately for their kids, this regime is made up of even more pathetic, cowardly, divorced assholes than the OG Nazis.

10.03.2026 01:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I want to say it feels like we've circled back around to snake oil, but I know enough about American culture to know we've never changed

09.03.2026 00:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You're playing head games

09.03.2026 00:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You're as cold as ice

09.03.2026 00:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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My favorite part of "Psycho Killer" [2026] was when the Canadian post-production couldn't hear their accent and the killer yells "GEYT OAT!"

08.03.2026 06:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The book "The Serpent & The Rainbow" is worth a companion read to the film, as it's more of a study in Haiti and its culture by a pharmaceutical researcher.
And less of a Voodoo-sploitation horror adventure.

07.03.2026 08:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I believe David Lynch grew up with Ozzie & Harriet and multitudes of Hoover era propaganda about the FBI.

Kind of like Spielberg growing up with Hayes code films and then mostly reproducing those values in his own influential movies.

Glad I'm an uncommercial, cynical, sick fuck.

07.03.2026 08:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Consumerism isn't all it's cracked up to be.

But I got a bottle of champagne for the day the US gets a front page obituary.

And "Ausgang: Scarred Lips" by Mark "Max" Freeth of @ausgang-kabuki.bsky.social

(And not just because I myself, friends, and my band @witchhands.bsky.social are in it)

07.03.2026 08:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Ted Danson in The Good Place midsentence and captioned with: 
"Yeah, yeah the pervert in the gimp suit
We've all seen it."

Ted Danson in The Good Place midsentence and captioned with: "Yeah, yeah the pervert in the gimp suit We've all seen it."

I'm getting a lot more mileage than I thought I would out of this meme I made for a family group chat

04.03.2026 22:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Israel is to the USA what Rhodesia was to South Africa.

03.03.2026 18:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Things I've noticed up from driving from Central Texas to Southern Colorado:
It all has basically the same culture and vibe across a span that would encompass hundreds of European cultures, languages, and landscapes.

All the big truck stops have SHRINES to beer.

West Texas loves "midget wrestling"

02.03.2026 23:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Gavin Newsome and others throwing away the possessions of the unhoused.

Gavin Newsome and others throwing away the possessions of the unhoused.

Gavin Newsome is the Mitt Romney of the Democratic Party.
Pictured here, throwing away the mobility aid of a homeless person.

20.02.2026 00:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

NPR Politics Podcast is grappling with "remigration," "great replacement theory," as policy in the Whitehouse.

It's ethnic cleansing and Nazi propaganda.
I hope this helps.

20.02.2026 00:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A better world is possible.

(But only after it gets a lot worse)

19.02.2026 23:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know it's trite and oversimplistic to say that reactionaries are too stupid for art and fiction.
But they keep reading absolutely black and white good vs evil stories like Lord of the Rings and Star Wars, then siding with the bad guys.
And then they claim Christianity and do the opposite of Christ

19.02.2026 23:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I keep seeing stuff about how turning warehouses into ICE detention centers means they also could have been housing or anything else helpful.

But they're not equipped with HVAC, plumbing, and other things for human habitation.

Warehouses CAN become concentration camps where people die of neglect.

17.02.2026 10:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He's in a better place now.
(Non-existence)

17.02.2026 02:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Me going on Instagram once a week:
"Why the fuck is the algorithm giving me so many of the same sorts of posts?
Why do all these people look the same?!
*Clicks back from an account to endless scroll*
"Ah.
...
Christ I'm old."

16.02.2026 13:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's kind of, not ironic.
Maybe poetic? that generative AI is able to easily rip off art styles done on Adobe Illustrator.
(Commonly abbreviated as AI)

16.02.2026 03:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Haha, you're old. You're more than halfway through your life and you're gonna die soon!"

"Do you mean it?" ๐Ÿฅน

16.02.2026 01:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think they might have let unchecked greed get in the way of the access to bread and circuses

14.02.2026 08:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thought of the day:
The guys bitching about NIN for the past 3 decades also aren't doing anything interesting with industrial

10.02.2026 03:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Christians keep turning into Blavatskyites"

The distinction between a cult and an established religion is that the latter no longer enriches an individual.

If you believe in the supernatural, anything is on the table. And it always morphs with desires, even when written down. Hence, sectarianism.

08.02.2026 22:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Is Neil Gaiman a monster I'll be mad at for the rest of my days?
Yes.
Will I be happy all those days that I look like Morpheus when I throw a coat on in the middle of the night?
Also, yes.

06.02.2026 07:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What's more annoying than Gen Alpha?
Millennials bitching about Gen Alpha (and sometimes calling them Gen Z while doing so)

Nice to see human nature is locked in an endless cycle of shaking our fists at children for all of recorded history.

06.02.2026 01:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There aren't a lot of classy ways to tell someone they're not a size 3.
RIP fasteners

05.02.2026 20:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Trump is forcing those around him to wear shoes he picks out.
I'm hoping this goes to the logical extreme.
#justdoit

02.02.2026 17:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I feel that.
I have stacks of games I haven't played.
But I keep playing Civilization, because I can do it on the treadmill and listen to books.

02.02.2026 03:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I think every time Harry Kim died, he had to build his stats back from zero toward that promotion.

#startrek #voyager

30.01.2026 21:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

History doesn't repeat, it rhymes.
But this bullshit is like a kindergartener trying to finish "Roses are red..." in crayon.

30.01.2026 03:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0