DELTARUNE Quotes Bot

* Haha, like you're one to talk, idiot!
* You got so few friends...
* Your mom was even happy you, heh...
* ... uh, made friends with me, I guess.
* ...
* ... man, we could've been friends way before.
* Isn't that stupid...?

* So thou hath beateneth The Crappeth out of Me.

* Seriously? A REAL gamer would pay ANY transaction!

* Whose dream is this?
* Kris's dream?
* Susie's dream?

* Whose dream is this?
* Knight's dream?
* My dream?

* Whose dream is this?
* ... you left it here.

* Huh...? Price... what?
* ... it says it costs... uh...

* $999,999,999!?

* Great ENEMY! SUSCRIBE NOW!

* Lancer hath benounced me "Vice Fathere..."
* Forthhence, I do All the Cookinge and Cleaninge.
* Perhapsth, I shouldst seeketh a New Employere...

* ...
* ... man.
* There's nothing that pisses me off more...
* ... than people who don't tell you the whole deal.

* This world is full of all kinds of people, Kris.
* In the end, how we treat them makes all the difference.
* So let's try our best to get by without FIGHTing.
* If we can manage to do that...
* I believe this tale may have a happy ending.

* Susie...
* ... she's...
* She's a really really nice person, Kris.
* How can she be so kind...?
* ... how?

* Good day, boss.
* Much to my chagrin, it seems we've become a Cat Cafe.
* What is it that I must say...? ... "nya," was it?
* I hope it is to your liking. Would you like anything?

* "Holidays happen whether you like it or not!"

* "Even though everyone likes holidays."

* In fact, I wonder if... d-do you think...?
* I wonder if Alphys would let us switch partners, I mean?
* You know, so you wouldn't have to be the one, who, um,
* Gets to be, slammed into lockers, and stuff, anymore.
* (Wait, I don't think I phrased that correctly...)

* (There's a book here.)
* (You lick the page...)
* (It's delicious!)
* (This must be what they meant by flavor text.)

* You Get Me Kris
* You Do Not Do Crazy Things Like "Have Opinions"

...
Kris...

...
don't
forget,
Kris...

...
you promised.

* (Everyone climbed into the trash.)

* ...
* B... but why her?
* Wait, let me guess... is it because...
* She's weak enough to make into your peon?

* Haha No
* Just The Opposite
* It's Because She's Strong

* I... I want to. I want to believe again.
* I want to believe... it can change!
* That there isn't just one ending!
* Susie's hope... Her naive hope...
* It's... infectious, isn't it, Kris?
* ... So, until we see fate with our own eyes...
* Let's believe, too.

* Hmph. Materialistic as always.

* Materialism Evaluation Denied
* I Simply Give Myself: The Treatment I Deserve
* You Slept Curled Up On A Dirty Throne Every Day

* ENOUGH, WENCH!!!

* ...
* ... Kris?
* Let's go back there tomorrow, alright?

* Wake? No, She Has Already Awakened Too Much
* Let Her Close Her Eyes And Sleep Away
* Into A Darker, Darker Dream

* All my friends turned into Werewires, but it's no big deal.
* I've been on Queen's side since the beginning, so I'm safe!

* Can't blame yah brother for leavin' town.
* He's out there, gettin' a big brain in the big school.
* Hope when he becomes a big shot, he remembers us little guys down the street.

* Please don't start a battle.

* Okaye,
* But what if... I Do

* The more I'm with you two, I realize...
* Friendship... isn't just...
* About being happy all the time.
* It's something far, far greater than I could've imagined...

Toggled Spamton's DISGUISTING mouth

* Great ENEMY! SUSCRIBE NOW!

* Stop thinking about good memories in front of the toilet.

* I Am Known As Serial Number Q5U4EX7YY2E9N
* But You Foolish Children May Call Me
* "Queen"

* Heh, like we're gonna call YOU "Queen,"
* "Q5U....3...7..." uh,

* "Queen"