maybe *don't* assault your private chef

REM's Autocratic for the People

It's the same mechanism as stand-your-ground laws: if you get into an altercation, you'd better kill your opponent so they can't tell the court what actually happened.

some men will trash entire artistic disciplines rather than go to therapée

haze, by Bill Sallak 1 track album

Latest Bandcamp release is up, for synth enthusiasts and for anyone looking for an immersive, meditative listen. I hope you enjoy it!

billsallak.bandcamp.com/album/haze

the twist at the end is Sixth-Sense level

just-in-time supply chains go brr—ch-kunk—squeal—smoke—silence

Similarly, the irony of blues theory in the Western/12-EDO frame is that, for a folk music, it becomes extremely chromatic extremely quickly. In 20c terms, the complete set of pitch classes is exposed more quickly than in any pre-Webern Western art music.

Pitch an unnecessary sequel

That Other Thing You Do

Pitch an unnecessary sequel

Fulfillingness’ Second Finale

Pitch an unnecessary sequel

Boogie Mornings

total Didkovsky title

Florsheim used to be a good shoe.

It also gave us Boots Riley's unforgettable image of repression: "neck placed firm between the floor and the Florsheim."

'Iran Is Not Gaza': Read Arundhati Roy's Scathing Speech on the US-Israeli War Exclusive: The award-winning Indian novelist warns that the world is on the brink of nuclear calamity and economic collapse, and laments her own government's gutlessness.

Arundhati Roy empties the clip!

fuckin fede fuckin valverde

It's ok; some of us have instead started making synthesizer music.

<horrified audience gasp, scattered concerned mumbling>

I will not use it at my work.
I will not use it. I'm no jerk.

as an academic, i can only say: how dare you, sir, i'm a good person

Ah yes, the “if you don’t know everything then you don’t know anything” gambit, very solid, very effective 🙄

<brando voice> look at what they did to my beans, they massacred my beans

After all, a Horst is a Horst, of courst, of courst

the big albowski [shudder]

no, presidents tyler and fillmore were the same person

+1 for 2, that's a fork for any occasion

The fine and performing arts are also part of that front porch; funny how that's happening while those departments are under constant threat of cuts and shutdown rather than support.

been there in various ways at various points in my career; workload mismanagement has pretty much been a through-line for me for the last 20 years. what's the best way for me to tell you more?

a bald man wearing glasses and a suit says " like i 've never seen this before " ALT: a bald man wearing glasses and a suit says " like i 've never seen this before "

also, there's nothing wrong with mozzie (not being flip; badenoch is more than badenough)

a man wearing a helmet is screaming in front of a crowd and the words `` blast hard cheese '' are visible . Alt: a man wearing a helmet is screaming in front of a crowd and the words `` blast hardcheese '' are visible .

of course, we should have placed our faith in Blast Hardcheese

in this hour of greatest darkness, fervently hoping for a glimmer of the redemptive dawn, we place our faith in...pedro porro...wait, that can't be it...crap

It can be so hard to believe that your brain is lying to you while it’s in the middle of lying to you. Hang in there, friend.