I once politely asked a woman if I could “borrow” her small child to get a box of tea from the very back of the lowest shelf. She obliged me and I thanked them profusely.

I want to paper my walls with these beautiful paintings.

I could put strychnine in the guacamole.

“I’d buy that for a dollar.” (Robocop)

They should have been shut down after that fake account fraud nonsense.

Big Brother Is Watching

With a beret worn at a rakish angle.

My fantasy is the ICC gets him on election interference or hell, international RICO charges and he ends up facing Jack Smith in The Hague.

Ha ha WHOOPS

I love them as long as they’re cooked.

I don’t understand why Red Delicious are still available in stores - who’s buying them? They suck. Any other apple is a better choice.

Shit, I block people just for being boring.