Heather

I very much hope so

His supporters believe what he tells them to believe. He’ll call himself a patriot for taking the fifth and that’s all it will take.

House chamber burst into laughter when Marjorie Taylor Greene called for
"decorum."

Hey Donold, Joe Biden brought Brittney Griner home from a Russian gulag, but you can’t bring home Kilmar Abrego García? You gonna let Joe be a better dealmaker than you?

Menstrual products would probably be free

don't make me have to understand bonds, I don't want to.

When people start buying things trying to avoid potential tariffs, he’s going to take credit for stimulating the economy

*him

I love that for them.

And that’s not a criticism against Hands Up. It’s just a different climate now.

I went to the Million Women March in DC in 2017 and I remember feeling energized and hopeful after. I went to the Hands Up protest in DC yesterday and the vibe was completely different. I don’t know how to explain it but I definitely did not leave energized and hopeful.

Where’s my check?!

Sometimes in this fast-moving and complex modern world, it’s hard to know what’s right and what’s wrong. But here’s a handy rule of thumb: If you are ever on one side of an issue, and Sesame Street is on the other, YOU’RE the bad guy.

I mean, did anyone THINK he was joking about running for a 3rd term?

Kiss from a Rose by Seal. I hate it.

Wife: You know this whole thing started when all the boys in high school got mad when No Scrubs came out

I haven’t gotten an email all week

Tell your plants I said hello

I feel so angry about so many things. Is it Venus and mercury retrograding in Aries? Is it perimenopause? Is it my new screen protector that won’t let me type i and o? Is it this country? Take your pick.

And now I’m mad that I can’t edit the mistakes in this

I’m 16 mins into the Chuck Schumer on The Daily and I’m just getting more pissed. He’s still talking like it’s an election. I don’t care about the next election right now. It’s time to stop campaigning and start governing.

Yeah bro, this doesn’t excuse it. Just admit you deceived Pennsylvania voters running as a democrat and resign.

#caturday

I had to take a pic and zoom to read it. Def a waste of money. There’s a website on the bottom but I can’t make it out. Maybe visit(something).com?

Banner in sky that appears to say “flurry on over”

I know missing twitter is frowned upon here but sometimes I do, like when this banner has been flying over Baltimore all afternoon and I want an online place that will also be wondering why and what this means

The Steelers are reportedly giving Aaron Rodgers "some space " and so am I.

The absolute irony of saying he isn’t concerned about the stock market plunging whilst advertising for Tesla because their stock plunged and the richest man in the world is sad

daylight girl, you need to get it together and save yourself

Disgusting. You should have walked out WITH Al Green and yet you vote to censure him. We deserve better than you.