Look, I know we are far, far past the point where anyone is even pretending this is the case, but if you want a world where rules and laws and society as a whole matter, someone needs to be charged with crimes against humanity for this.
The best new beer I tried in February:
Vermouth Barrel Aged Rye Imperial Brown Ale, by Pfriem
This one was intense! It's an imperial brown ale that's aged in sweet red vermouth barrels for almost a year, which results in a seriously strong brown ale. Sweet, toffee-y, roasty, boozy goodness.
We all know it, and therefore... don't bother with ever saying it? Cool, brilliant strategy, thanks.
Better yet, go after them for being fucking *evil*. They bombed a school and killed little schoolgirls. They should burn in hell for that.
Here’s what I don’t understand about the renewed outrage about tanking: who is actually upset who is the league trying to appease?
Because it doesn’t seem like it’s fans of the tanking teams that are upset. Tanking is something that fans can appreciate and support because it gives you hope.
As Minnesota's senior senator runs to replace Tim Walz as governor, her votes and positions on Trump, ICE, and labor should be disqualifying to progressive voters.
You are the fucking worst.
Father of the Austin Rivers
The best new beer I tried in January:
Gingerbread Stout, by Hardywood
This one was pretty epic. They describe it as having "an intriguing evolution of flavors from milk chocolate and vanilla to honeycomb and cinnamon to a snap of ginger in the finish" - and yeah! All of that is true! Tasty stuff.
This is a red alert moment. We need to defund and abolish ICE.
Check this out motherfucker [trades one third of my roster and some picks to another losing team for the most injured man alive, unclear what kind of move I was trying to make]
You suck at your job.
While being snubbed from the All-Star Game must sting, it at least allows Kawhi to spend more time pursuing his TRUE passion in life: planting trees
This is the only good Epstein email
Unless “pork” is code for something, in which case this is a horrible Epstein email
I’m not even a Wolves fan and I would absolutely buy this T-shirt
(insert obligatory “is you taking notes on a criminal fucking conspiracy?” reference here)
Along those same lines: Don’t write that the video “raises questions” about what happened.
The video *answers* questions.
Abolish ICE. Arrest, prosecute, convict, and imprison these goons. And replace every politician who stands in the way.
Mamdani: "I am in support of abolishing ICE. What we see is an entity that has no interest in fulfilling its stated reason to exist. We're seeing a government agency that is supposed to be enforcing some kind of immigration law, but instead what it's doing is terrorizing people."
This checks out - Wemby and Fox and Castle and Harper are all very hoppy and good, and Kevin Porter Jr. is a bottle of rat piss
Good call to action: “You have an absolute right to peacefully film ICE agents as they conduct their activities...Help us create a database of the atrocities against Minnesotans – not just to establish a record for posterity, but to bank evidence for future prosecution."
mn.gov/governor/new...
All that, and he still can’t afford Kentavious Caldwell-Pope. 😢
The best new beer I tried in December:
Peppermint Bark Stout, by Hardywood
Wow. This is a peppermint bark imperial pastry stout that, no joke, actually tastes like peppermint bark! It's big and boozy and sweet and chocolatey, and there's just the perfect little touch of peppermint. Just delicious.
My position on impeachment is the same as it was six months ago: Impeachment is first about driving public attention to Trump’s crimes and corruption.
Democrats should introduce impeachment articles and force votes to boost their parallel media effort.
Performative public investigations matter.
Yeah, sounds about right
Are you into The Bear?
(if not you should be)
The best new beer I tried in November:
Maple Pecan Yeti, by Great Divide
Pretty fantastic. It's an imperial pastry stout that's brewed with real maple syrup and candied pecans, and it fully delivers on that promise. It's rich, full-bodied, boozy, sweet, maple-y, nutty, all that good stuff. Yum.
We need to ask very specific questions to 2028 DNC primary candidates, such as "what is your plan to prosecute members of this administration?" and "who will be your choice for attorney general?"
