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I love my wife and our cat daughters.

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Brb killing myself

06.03.2026 02:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

BREAKING: Lewandowski spotted retreating into a bile and newspaper nest for his next hibernation period

05.03.2026 21:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Doyle Bennett from Justified

Doyle Bennett from Justified

Correction: he's most definitely Doyle

05.03.2026 20:43 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Dewey was more endearing. Mullin's more like one of the lesser Bennett brothers, Coover maybe.

05.03.2026 20:41 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ I knew that…

04.03.2026 22:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

At this point it’s just perseveration

04.03.2026 21:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As with most Twilight Zone, honestly

04.03.2026 21:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

These people are so fucking weird

04.03.2026 18:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck, what a loss.

03.03.2026 16:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Followed by Gala

03.03.2026 01:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Catholic Education

03.03.2026 01:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

TCW wishes he was Bouie and is so bitter at the fact that everyone knows he's just a fucking loser

02.03.2026 22:49 πŸ‘ 164 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

They might have a point. Time is different these days. Last March I turned 38 and 3 weeks from today I’ll be turning 64.

01.03.2026 22:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Bald eagle in the parking lot

26.02.2026 22:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Bernd & Hilla Becher - The Metropolitan Museum of Art The Met presents over 5,000 years of art from around the world for everyone to experience and enjoy.

Gorgeous. Reminds me of Bernd and Hilla Becher’s photography

www.metmuseum.org/exhibitions/...

26.02.2026 22:44 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He’ll be here all night (interminably)

26.02.2026 01:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I still can’t get over this picture. It’s so fucking weird. I mean I get that he was trying to comment on red state book bans but this was such a silly and nonsensical way to do that.

25.02.2026 00:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I was going to go with a Melville film like Le Cercle Rouge or Army of Shadows but I think this Clouzot is my favorite

25.02.2026 00:14 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Not to say we don’t have shitheads here. We are absolutely drowning in shitheads. But I could also see there being some thumbs on the scales to amplify any opportunity for enmity between longtime allies.

23.02.2026 06:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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How X's new location feature exposed big US politics accounts Dozens of pro-Trump accounts are being accused of misleading followers after the social media site began showing user locations.

I would assume a not-insignificant number of accounts like that are not even on the North American continent.

23.02.2026 05:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The most unpleasant people in the world are forced to hang out together, pt. 4080

23.02.2026 01:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

lol I’ve followed you for a few years now and you’ve posted about this place before. And I remember hearing about them finally getting a Michelin. I didn’t know it was misspelled though, that’s hilarious.

21.02.2026 22:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh god I used to valet there in the late 2000s and would have to drive that fucker home so he could leave his car in the lot overnight. He was so weird and never went more than 5 minutes without saying something racist.

21.02.2026 21:53 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Welcomed off the ice by Jackie Chan!

21.02.2026 21:22 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This is just about my experience too. Most of the ones I know are children of alcoholics and emotionally stunted at middle school level maturity.

21.02.2026 21:03 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There should be a 30 minute unskippable cutscene where you’re stuck at Brian Wilson’s house listening to Hot-Crossed Buns on repeat

20.02.2026 23:29 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Long hair cat in a cat tree being squinty

Long hair cat in a cat tree being squinty

Happy long hair cat in a cat tree

Happy long hair cat in a cat tree

For morale’s sake, please enjoy these pictures of Dot

20.02.2026 22:26 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is spot on

20.02.2026 16:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Lady justice, blindfolded, holding a sword in her right hand and scales in her left.

Lady justice, blindfolded, holding a sword in her right hand and scales in her left.

I’m only interested in candidates who look like this

20.02.2026 02:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So many things must be wrong with this guy if this is what he really thinks. For the sake of humanity please give us aggressive, fighting democrats. It can’t just be AOC on her own.

20.02.2026 02:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0