Today's a big day for soothsayers
15.03.2026 03:26
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Today's a big day for soothsayers
Beware the Ides of March
BREAKING: John Fetterman Revealed to Just Be Three Little Fucking Assholes in a Sweatshirt Hoodie
just kinda everything lately
oh, so God wasn’t in that classified room?
I told my nephew as we were leaving the zoo today that as soon as all the patrons leave, the animals get together to dance and tell jokes, and we aren't supposed to know about that.
No..... No other president WOULD do any of the shit you're doing.
There's a difference.
No disrespect to T.S. Eliot--or Andrew Lloyd Webber for that matter--but I'm going to start referring to evangelical christians as the jellical cats.
I GET KNOCKED DOWN
I DONT GET UP AGAIN
I REALLY LIKE IT ON THE GROUND
I STAY KNOCKED DOWN
I DONT GET UP AGAIN
ITS REALLY COMFY ON THE GROUND
Bessent reminds me of Jeffery Tambor's character in The Death of Stalin.
gross to just offer up his kid like that when literally no one asked
Anybody else finding themselves making mental notes when watching post-apocalyptic tv shows
My god, he even makes generosity seem gross
The killing of schoolchildren should shock our conscience and cause us to recoil in horror. A nation whose leaders can so easily shrug off the death of children, no matter the cause, is in need of moral repair. There must be accountability and lessons learned from this tragedy. And we must never forget that Iranian children, too, are children of God. 7:08 PM · Mar 12, 2026 · 7,179 Views
Shouldn't be rare to see this said by a US senator
page from the Jordan/DHL story and change it to make the cars less gawdawful.
I’m going to just say it: I can’t stand the shade of pink they put on Alpine’s cars. It looks like it’s sat out in the sun and faded. I wish it had gone away when Aston Martin took over Racing Point, but instead it just uglies up a different team. I get that it’s BWT’s color, but they could take a
i feel like if i was tasked with not starting a war and bringing back US manufacturing jobs, i could have done a better job than this
Yesterday Trump's Advisors said Iran didn't have the capacity to start laying mines in the Strait of Hormuz. Today Iran started laying mines in the Strait of Hormuz. www.cnn.com/2026/03/10/p...
No, I’m REALLY trying to give the benefit of the doubt because they were just confetti blasters and I think the intent was for them to be used at the party. They certainly couldn’t blow fingers off, but I bet they’d keep an eye doctor busy picking tiny plastic hearts out of someone’s corneas.
Poster for HBO max original documentary called Fukushima-- A Nuclear Nightmare. The poster is a man standing in front of the Fukushima power plant in Japan. It's fiery orange. The tagline is "Nine days to save a nation"
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I was wondering when HBO was going to make a sequel to Chernobyl
Excursion crime sounds like not getting your Eurail pass validated
Post by Acyn. " Doocy: You just said it is a little excursion and you said it is a war, so which one is it? President Trump: Well, it's both. It's an excursion that will keep us out of war. " Below is his photo, speaking to someone.
I hope we see you soon in front of a tribunal for committing excursion crimes contrary to the Geneva Convention.
If DJT were an ‘80s movie, he’d have gone straight to videotape
“How do you not bother to find out how many little girls you blew up with missiles you deflated lifeboat?” -hypothetical good reporter.
Tommy Tuberville needs to to be investigated: he’s either misspelling or mispronouncing his last name and we deserve to know which
I saw a trailer for Animal Farm. I haven't read the book since high school, but I remember it being pretty grim from start to finish. This looks too much like Zoobilee Zoo. www.instagram.com/reel/DSLKjJA...
Why aren’t slinkies recognized as legitimate hair-removal implements?
I'm beginning to worry that Jerry's account has been taken over by an imposter. Do we have word on the ground that he's okay?
There's no fucking way that he suddenly understands what asylum means and even if he does, it took him a fucking decade.
I'm calling it now: Soon he's gonna be talking about what a great word asylum is and how nobody says it anymore unless they mean mental institutions.
This might be the greatest split-screen ever broadcast.
They’ll play this in museums in future.
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