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Left coaster Proud parent Business owner I have a much better half MMT-curious He/Him

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We’ve had conversations with our niece and daughter (educated bright adults) about “how to send a package to someone”. Literally had no idea where to begin or what was involved

12.03.2026 04:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Can’t have two spineless people on the same elevator. Code violation

12.03.2026 02:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I wonder if anyone on @msnowreports.bsky.social has ever asked a Dem Senator why they keep voting for Trumps nominees if he and his NOMINATED AND APPROVED office holders are such existential dangers to our nation?

12.03.2026 00:49 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

Impossible

Trump playing 8D chess by acting like pudding-brained simpleton served by knuckle-dragging incompetents

12.03.2026 00:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

White right-handed kids of white right-handed coaches

12.03.2026 00:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🤦‍♂️🫠

11.03.2026 23:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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VICTORY! Washington State House approves million-dollar earners tax after more than a day of continuous floor debate The watershed legislation, which must survive an expected legal challenge and a statewide vote, would create a 9.9% tax on incomes $1 million or greater by the end of the decade. Funding would benefit the state's essential public services, including K-12 education. Universal, no-cost school meals would receive some of the funding.

VICTORY! Washington State House approves million-dollar earners tax after more than a day of continuous floor debate

The watershed legislation, which must survive an expected legal challenge and a statewide vote, would create a 9.9% tax on incomes $1 million or greater by the end of the decade.…

11.03.2026 21:07 👍 13 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

I appreciate Bill letting everyone know what a soft-brained dipshit he is well in advance of this listing 🫡

11.03.2026 20:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Never fumbles

That’s gonna be missed

10.03.2026 06:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We
Want
More
Homes
Built
That
People
Can
Own

10.03.2026 05:28 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We are going to be back to
faxes and paper within 5 years

10.03.2026 05:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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House Floor Session - TVW The House convenes for a floor session at the State Capitol.

🚨🚨🚨 The Washington State House of Representatives has taken up SB 6346, the million-dollar earners tax. The House is currently voting down a Republican motion to postpone consideration. You can watch the floor debate below.

Buckle up, it's gonna be a long one...

#waleg

10.03.2026 00:55 👍 35 🔁 8 💬 2 📌 1

England wants dead kids

10.03.2026 00:51 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Emotional and historic moment today for nannies, cooks, housekeepers, home caregivers, gardeners, and more who now have basic labor protections.

I was proud to sign the Domestic Workers Bill of Rights — 6 years after I initially proposed it as Attorney General.

10.03.2026 00:40 👍 198 🔁 32 💬 3 📌 2

again I say:

www.everythingishorrible.net/p/fucking-fi...

09.03.2026 05:08 👍 130 🔁 27 💬 2 📌 0

Tough for Iranians to
“Rise Up” when you are bombing their water, their fuel, their children

09.03.2026 00:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It sucks being the bad guys. Sucked the time before too. And the time before that

Wish more people hated being the bad guys

08.03.2026 23:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If you exercised at least 25,000 non-qualified stock options this year, you must automatically be drafted

08.03.2026 23:02 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

At least this president is even dumber than than the last one 🤷‍♂️🫠

08.03.2026 23:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Gross

08.03.2026 22:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Disagree, but love the take. I will die on the hill of Crescent Lake is the most beautiful lake in WA by far.

08.03.2026 22:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s uncomfortable for people on vacation to be seen as part of the “bad guys”? Well there are a couple of solutions for that

08.03.2026 20:26 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Indeed they are not.

08.03.2026 20:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This pudding brained dipshit is going to be responsible for millions and millions of deaths isn’t he?

Not content with starving people to death or letting them die from preventable illness. Nothing gets the sludge in his heart moving like mass murder.

08.03.2026 05:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The covers of three books. Left to right: Gandolfini: Jim, Tony, and the life of a legend, about the late Sopranos actor. The cover shows Gandolfini looking shy, peering offscreen with one unobstructed eye and another that peeks out between the fingers of his right hand.
CENTER: The cover of Cinema Her Way, a coffee table book by Marya E. Gates about female directors. On the cover is actress Michelle Rodriguez as the boxer heroine of Karyn Kusama's sports drama Girlfight, about a woman boxer. 
RIGHT David Hockney's painting collection The Arrival of Spring in Normandy, showing a painting of a verdant field. In the background of the field is green grass. in the upper foreground are the branches of a tree sprouting white, cottony buds.

The covers of three books. Left to right: Gandolfini: Jim, Tony, and the life of a legend, about the late Sopranos actor. The cover shows Gandolfini looking shy, peering offscreen with one unobstructed eye and another that peeks out between the fingers of his right hand. CENTER: The cover of Cinema Her Way, a coffee table book by Marya E. Gates about female directors. On the cover is actress Michelle Rodriguez as the boxer heroine of Karyn Kusama's sports drama Girlfight, about a woman boxer. RIGHT David Hockney's painting collection The Arrival of Spring in Normandy, showing a painting of a verdant field. In the background of the field is green grass. in the upper foreground are the branches of a tree sprouting white, cottony buds.

A screenshot of the pre-orders section at mzs.press. Three screenshots of books that have not yet been released. I Am The Night, Daniel Dockery's book about Batman the Brave and the Bold, has a silhouette of Batman stretching from the top to the bottom of the cover, with the title of the book and a nighttime Gotham skyline circumscribed by the borders of the Batman silhouette.

CENTER The cover of The Ring Cycle, Matt Zoller Seitz and Odie Henderson's book on the Rocky and Creed films. The cover is white except for a pair of black boxing gloves floating there

RIGHT The cover of Documentary Now!, the 600-page, 7-pound coffee table book celebrating the aforementioned IFC Channel series parodying classic documentaries.

A screenshot of the pre-orders section at mzs.press. Three screenshots of books that have not yet been released. I Am The Night, Daniel Dockery's book about Batman the Brave and the Bold, has a silhouette of Batman stretching from the top to the bottom of the cover, with the title of the book and a nighttime Gotham skyline circumscribed by the borders of the Batman silhouette. CENTER The cover of The Ring Cycle, Matt Zoller Seitz and Odie Henderson's book on the Rocky and Creed films. The cover is white except for a pair of black boxing gloves floating there RIGHT The cover of Documentary Now!, the 600-page, 7-pound coffee table book celebrating the aforementioned IFC Channel series parodying classic documentaries.

Screenshot of three books carried at mzs.press arts bookstore: 
LEFT: Cover of Lead Sister, a biography of Karen Carpenter, featuring a closeup of Carpenter playing and singing with The Carpenters.
CENTER: The cover of Anthony Hopkins' We Did OK, Kid, a memoir of his life and career. On the cover is Hopkins in closeup as he looks presently, narrowed blue eyes looking directly at the spectator. 
RIGHT: Cover of Louis Armstrong In His Own Words, a collection of the bandleader's correspondence. The cover image is a photograph of a probably fortysomething Armstrong seated at the wooden desk in his office where he often wrote letters.

Screenshot of three books carried at mzs.press arts bookstore: LEFT: Cover of Lead Sister, a biography of Karen Carpenter, featuring a closeup of Carpenter playing and singing with The Carpenters. CENTER: The cover of Anthony Hopkins' We Did OK, Kid, a memoir of his life and career. On the cover is Hopkins in closeup as he looks presently, narrowed blue eyes looking directly at the spectator. RIGHT: Cover of Louis Armstrong In His Own Words, a collection of the bandleader's correspondence. The cover image is a photograph of a probably fortysomething Armstrong seated at the wooden desk in his office where he often wrote letters.

Screenshot of the covers of 3 books carried at mzs.press Arts Bookstore. 
LEFT: The cover of Gotham City Cocktails, a book of mixed drink recipes inspired by Batman. Art deco-style flowing border lines flow around and around the interior of the dust jacket. At the center are drawings of two tall cocktail glasses and between them, a shot glass and a tumbler with a sword-pierced cherry in it. 
CENTER: The cover of Downton Abbey Afternoon Tea Cookbook. Green cover, white writing and graphics. The central image is a teapot with stem lines coming out of it, and at the pot's base, a teacup and saucer and a separate plate of biscuits.
RIGHT: Bob's Burgers "The Re-Recipe Box," a set of recipe cards inspired by the joke hamburger names featured on the small board at the front of Bob's joint. Red sides with small graphics, cover image of the restaurant.

Screenshot of the covers of 3 books carried at mzs.press Arts Bookstore. LEFT: The cover of Gotham City Cocktails, a book of mixed drink recipes inspired by Batman. Art deco-style flowing border lines flow around and around the interior of the dust jacket. At the center are drawings of two tall cocktail glasses and between them, a shot glass and a tumbler with a sword-pierced cherry in it. CENTER: The cover of Downton Abbey Afternoon Tea Cookbook. Green cover, white writing and graphics. The central image is a teapot with stem lines coming out of it, and at the pot's base, a teacup and saucer and a separate plate of biscuits. RIGHT: Bob's Burgers "The Re-Recipe Box," a set of recipe cards inspired by the joke hamburger names featured on the small board at the front of Bob's joint. Red sides with small graphics, cover image of the restaurant.

Greetings, new friends! You may know me as an author, a prolific Bluesky poster and 4th place finisher on So You Call That Dancing? But you might not know that my partner Judith (@mzpress) and I have an online arts bookstore that's growing every day. Full inventory here: mzs.press/EVERYTHING-W...

07.03.2026 04:16 👍 965 🔁 576 💬 21 📌 46
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The Feds Targeted Charlotte. Now a Local Democrat Who Helped ICE Faces Voters. - Bolts North Carolina lawmaker Carla Cunningham voted to mandate compliance with ICE, and derided immigrants on the House floor. The Democrat faces an intense March primary.

1️⃣ Last summer, a Democratic lawmaker in North Carolina gave the GOP *the* decisive vote to pass a pro-ICE law.

She faced a primary from a local progressive pastor, active in the Moral Monday movement.

The challenger ousted her, 70% to 22%.

2 other Dems who helped the GOP ousted too.

Context:

06.03.2026 17:55 👍 246 🔁 41 💬 8 📌 2

Iran was just trying to make the god-king look bad.

07.03.2026 23:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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At Largest ICE Detention Camp, Staff Bet on Detainee Suicides, AP Reports Camp East Montana has received several 911 calls in the span of five months about immigrants trying to harm themselves.

Staff at the nation’s largest Immigration and Customs Enforcement detention facility have placed bets on which detainee will be the next to die by suicide, according to new reporting from the Associated Press based on 911 calls and detainee accounts.

07.03.2026 21:00 👍 9301 🔁 6069 💬 608 📌 1540

Some of the best friends and neighbors my family has ever had have been Iranian.

07.03.2026 23:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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HB 1687, which will make building social housing in Seattle easier, just passed Washington state Senate & is heading to Governor’s desk.

28.02.2026 20:33 👍 30 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 4