Eh, why should we research Alzheimer's, diabetes, cancer, and heart disease? It's not like these issues could ever possibly affect me, personally, because I, like every Republican, have no conception of time, probability, or cause and effect, I exist in a void filled solely by malicious urges.
14.03.2026 12:23
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Penn and Teller filed an amicus brief with SCOTUS
14.03.2026 03:47
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What the hell hue is that? He looks jaundiced
14.03.2026 03:32
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Enjoy it while you can, they'll be back to sucking ass in no time
13.03.2026 23:47
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Oh ffs
13.03.2026 23:46
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Sports gambling should be legal but you should have to go to an actual building to do it and it should be so off-putting and sad youβll never want to do it again
13.03.2026 17:33
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As a thought experiment, imagine if Stephen Miller was never born... awesome, right?
13.03.2026 00:20
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The founding fathers never anticipated a congress that refused to keep the president in check, nor a cabinet that would wear ill-fitting shoes because they're afraid to tell the president no
13.03.2026 02:43
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It's the Everything App!
13.03.2026 03:44
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13.03.2026 03:48
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But doctor, I'm wearing Pagliacci's shoes
11.03.2026 15:33
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IN WHAT FUCKING WORLD DO YOU TRIAGE A PANIC ATTACK OVER A GUN SHOT WOUND. They all need to be retrained and/or fired. This is unacceptable, basic, first day on the job shit
12.03.2026 03:10
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When you can't sleep and regret all the times you choose pacifism
I coulda fucked that bitch UP
13.03.2026 04:46
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The leaders of the covid amnesia project are in charge. They donβt want you to remember nightmares from 6 years ago and 1.2 million deaths.
Of course if they were in charge then, they would have handled Covid as completely as they are handling measles.
12.03.2026 01:53
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We somehow have worse people in charge of our health now than when a pandemic broke out and killed millions of people. Smart nations would learn from that. We are not and did not.
12.03.2026 03:05
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13.03.2026 03:48
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It's the Everything App!
13.03.2026 03:44
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Starting to see how Iranians got to the point of "death to America" tbh
13.03.2026 03:42
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Lindsey Graham is legit out of his mind
13.03.2026 03:39
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They're systematically checking for weaknesses?
13.03.2026 03:37
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A podcast with LAURA LOOMER??? Get fucked.
13.03.2026 03:34
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Remember when this douche was campaigning for a pardon from Biden lol so glad he didn't get one
13.03.2026 03:30
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Americans dont like republicans because they're fascist. Americans don't like democrats because democrats are being weak and not standing up to republicans hard enough. That's it.
13.03.2026 03:27
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WHAT
13.03.2026 03:06
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The founding fathers never anticipated a congress that refused to keep the president in check, nor a cabinet that would wear ill-fitting shoes because they're afraid to tell the president no
13.03.2026 02:43
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I keep seeing people ask about the 25th Amendment.
Guys. His entire Cabinet is walking around in shoes that donβt fit because theyβre scared to take them off.
The 25th is never happening.
12.03.2026 11:27
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The people posting shit that like aren't trying to be helpful, they're trying to stir up anti Muslim sentiment
13.03.2026 01:23
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ONLY THE BEST PEOPLE
13.03.2026 01:18
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Let's manifest that shit
13.03.2026 00:26
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