My Ballet Studio (Nintendo DS)
My Ballet Studio (Nintendo DS)
FootMan (Amiga)
Sex Vixens From Space (PC / Amiga - print ad)
Slater Man (Commodore 64)
Bust-A-Move 2: Arcade Edition (PlayStation - US)
Soleil (Mega Drive)
Also known as Shin Souseiki Ragnacenty (Japan) and Crusader of Centy (North America). Just gonna uh, include their covers alongside this one, because... what :(
SEGA Europe: Yes hello, I want the very pixelated SCREAMIN' 'N' SQUINTIN' AGONY FACE repeated multiple times. Good
Animated Strip Poker (ZX Spectrum)
Pinball Fantasies (Game Boy)
Wall Street Wizard (Atari ST)
Killer Gorilla (BBC Micro)
PDC World Championship Darts 2009 (Wii)
Tracksuit Manager (Atari ST)
Pulse Racer (XBOX)
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Game of the Year Edition (PlayStation 3)
Out of this absolute mess, it's the '3D glasses NOT included' being proudly displayed like a major selling point that gets me every single time, holy shit
United (ZX Spectrum)
The glorious Australian ratings strike again
I guess you could say they didn't know when...
...to give it Agarest.
The backlash was so severe they not only switched to the original Japanese box art for the collector's edition in the end, but also crammed as many characters as they could into the standard edition
Everyone won and lost at the same time; a great day for all
In 2009, Ghostlight announced their plans to release Agarest: Generations of War in Europe and revealed this incredible *thing* as the box art, which was just a tiiiiiny bit different from the original Japanese version
Beverly Hills Cop (PlayStation 2)
Tom and Jerry (Super Nintendo)
Purr Pals (Wii)
Paws & Claws: Pet Vet (Wii)
From the barn being slapped together with stretched textures, a fence that goes nowhere and a dog being almost the same size as a horse, this is a masterpiece
But where exactly did THQ source the photo of that girl where they needed to Photoshop scrubs over her? THQ?!
Summer Sports Games: 4K Edition (PlayStation 5)
Essential Sudoku DS (Nintendo DS)
When this was announced, D3 Publisher kept trying to spell Sudoku as 'Soduku', even sending out early box art to retailers with the mistake
While they managed to fix the cover in time for release, it was seemingly too late to do anything about the title screen
Checkers (Intellivision)
A B C (ZX Spectrum)
Lady Cruncher (PC)
Deal or No Deal (Wii)
Ski Hunt (Atari 2600)