There's a rat yet to be born that will some day clean your teeth
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There's a rat yet to be born that will some day clean your teeth
Sprite's pretty good
No!
I'm the baby
It's becoming increasingly clear that Dr. Grumbo Must Die
Ah crap I'm dead from it. Ah crap
pico and sepulveda! pico and sepulveda!
so. nobody. got it
Who knows about music
Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM
Thanks for the tasty dip
OpenAI and…the United States Military…are teaming up to notify YOU that your son has been KILLED IN ACTION. Click here to speak with your son via AI one last time
Its not a crime!!!
What did I do now
Blue eyed tricolor Australian shepherd sitting on a white chart with a gray and black line print on it in front of a bookshelf
The same dog in the same chair in front of a slightly different bookshelf
Rollo on his first birthday and his seventh birthday 🥹
I should have said Return of the King. I can't believe I didn't say Return of the King. I'm so goddamn tired. I hope Aragorn forgives me
King of the castle
Cari just asked "I wonder if they make a children's book version of the Lord of The Rings" and I said "Yeah it's called The Hobbit".
Instant slam dunk. Wife: defeated. Baby: educated. Dog: bamboozled.
As a junior scholar just at the tail end of their PhD it is incredibly disheartening to be repeatedly told "actually all those skills you just spent years honing can be better done by the calculator that struggles with 2+2"
Here's the thing: no it isn't.
Wow I had no idea it was this easy!
Groceries (inbox) Due today Due Mar 4 - Prepare essay answers ready Shane requested Cari write a minimum five-paragraph essay answering questions about the Final Destination movie concepts by the time Shane wakes up.
Shane and I have been taking shifts with the baby, he sent me a playful email while I was sleeping and this is how the AI that is going to replace doctors interpreted it
Beautiful blue eyed tricolor Australian shepherd looking dependent on a grey comforter
Does anyone even care that it's his birthday?
This image from 1588 shows a tree with big bound books grewing instead of fruits. This tree starts in a house organ that is played from a well-dressed woman and a man. The image of part of. abook praising the art of making books, you may find it here if you fancy: http://diglib.hab.de/drucke/uh-20/start.htm
Back in 1588, everyone still knew that book trees grow better when there's music around, and when you speak to them. Attention and house organ music were the key.
Nobody even cares how many ounces of food I eat at each feeding
Party lifehack: When you start a conversation ask them three questions. If they don't ask any questions back they are your enemy and must be destroyed.
Wow I had no idea it was this easy!
Don't you just hate it when you're about to hit the big "kill" button and your brain interrupts the mechanical kinetic motion of your body to ask "hold on who am I killing" or "which side am I on again" or "gee is this the sort of person I am". Well fellas have we got the product for you
