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London, lawyer, less cute than the dog in my picture.

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The NBA player who doesn't do a little hand gesture after making a 3 pointer is the one I'd think is cool.

25.05.2025 23:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Have any of these pope jokes been funny?

10.05.2025 19:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This sandwich would fix me

10.05.2025 18:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Do what you say you'll do when you say you'll do it, and don't talk shit about people. And don't preface sentences with "as an introvert..." And eat a healthy breakfast ffs

10.05.2025 13:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You could tell me jokic is anywhere from 20 to 45 years old and I'd believe you

10.05.2025 04:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

These Instagram teen ads remind me of Chipotle's WE WON'T GIVE YOU SALMONELLA ANYMORE ad campaign

10.05.2025 03:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Which team here isn't used to the altitude?

10.05.2025 03:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Turning off the Cleveland game bc I don't want to watch a free throw competition with a few interludes of full court basketball

10.05.2025 00:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

His lawsuit against uncle Sam better give him space tourism-level $$$

10.05.2025 00:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Would be lovely to have confidence America's leaders could point to Kashmir on a map, but alas

09.05.2025 17:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Only unrealistic or unworldly thing in Andor is senators having a spine and fighting for something. But wouldn't be star wars without something fantastical!

08.05.2025 00:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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She announcing her new franchise bc I'm here for it

05.05.2025 23:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My friend is under 30 and her pop is!

03.05.2025 12:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why don't video game companies just publicize release dates like 5 years after the actual expected release date, and then pleasantly surprise everyone when it's only 3 years late

02.05.2025 11:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wanna go play outside but I can't bc I'm 36 and have a job and frankly I do not support or approve.

29.04.2025 16:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Drozification (pronounced like ossification)

29.04.2025 01:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean I just went bc i sounded like a nice thing to do on a Sunday afternoon. But I ended up having more fun than I expected.

28.04.2025 00:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Counterpoint: I just went and it was fun. Not sure it's much more complicated than that. But also, I'd say most of the good stuff, visuals and sound and stuff, are much better in the theater. Whereas the lousy parts, story and dialogue and stuff, are just as bad streaming, so overall it's better.

28.04.2025 00:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My fav is how mel keeps saying the teams are being too emotional and not evaluating objectively before busting into a rendition of I Dreamed a Dream from les mis dedicated to Shadeur

26.04.2025 19:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 17 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In Texas a lot if not most guys will proudly declare they're independent if you ask their party - Texas doesn't have party registration and so everyone is. Then of course you mention the prospect of voting for the other party and they look at you like a dog looks at a grape.

26.04.2025 19:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is respectable rain

26.04.2025 18:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ESPN pundits in a 10 foot deep puddle of tears over Sanders dropping to the fifth round: Teams are just too emotional about him and it's affecting their judgment

26.04.2025 18:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'd say

Every ball knower: above average, not generational or elite

every casual fan: oh I recognize that name, that's fun

ESPN producers: WOKE UP THIS MORNING THINKING ABOUT SHADEUR SANDERS JUST LIKE EVERY MORNING HE IS THE MIRROR AND THE LIGHT

25.04.2025 14:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't trust anyone drafted after like 2020 who says they grew up wanting to be a Dallas Cowboy like rly why they have been irrelevant for the duration of your natural life

25.04.2025 01:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

New linkedin bio dropped

25.04.2025 01:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a cowboy hat leads a longhorn bull on a leash .. ALT: a man in a cowboy hat leads a longhorn bull on a leash ..
25.04.2025 01:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lmaooo that jets draft compilation was bruuuutal

25.04.2025 00:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Would you rather have Anthony Edwards or Travis Hunter give you a pep talk?

25.04.2025 00:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I react to him like I do a golden retriever. Just immediate instinctive "aw hey buddy you go do it!"

25.04.2025 00:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think I like watching the draft bc it's like election night but without consequences.

Pundit*pundit*pundit
"And Cleveland picks..."
Pundit*pundit*pundit

25.04.2025 00:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0