The Department of Fumbles

im strokin my dick i got lotion on my dick rn

got given the keys to the account gonna take it for a spin, which one of us? i'll never tell

have now been informed that Janice means well and is actually very lovely so I apologise for my previous comment about her but WILL NOT retract my implication that the way the minister pulls into the lot every morning makes me wish that his father had in fact pulled out

so it’s fine when the minister parks his stupid motorbike sideways in my parking spot every second day but it’s “passive-aggressive” and “unbecoming of a civilised workplace” if I complain about it within earshot of an unpaid intern? fuck off, Janice

>be us
>work at the ministry for romantic relations
>"can you stay late this week?"
>yeah sure
>forget about the ministry's overtime pay exemptions
>spend hours trying to unclog a toilet on the second floor that bossman flushed a baggie into
>fuck this country and the population crisis