Sounds like someone that’s seen a nickel shitting rabbit. If someone pulled me out of a hat I’d probably shit nickels too
11.03.2026 17:54
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Sounds like someone that’s seen a nickel shitting rabbit. If someone pulled me out of a hat I’d probably shit nickels too
I wonder if someone bleaches if they have to do a rescan 🤔
Every year the news slouches closer to an all clickbait model, where every article is called “this will make you mad”
Can’t for the parody Robert E Lee statues. He will be totally owned.
What was it before nipple?
Well if I take anyone’s word for it, it will be you mega doodoo
I’m thought you said throw me under the bust. This is really painful
Add a letter, ruin a song
Mold Town Road
Laundering money is illegal
I can’t open it it’s stuck shut
Mouth 1 is my nickname in an orgy
Mouth 2: Mouth ?
Do I need to watch Mouth 1 first?
Lotta colds going around, can never have too many 😀
Imagine what they could pull out of foreskin 😲
Better than a rabbit I guess
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Japan knows what the people want
Guilting people into buying my daughters fundraiser candy by putting a picture of her right in the box of chocolates was a huge success, would recommend
The fact that we don’t have automated bidets with cameras that recognize you by your asshole and can spray your preferred pressure speaks to how much technology is not thinking about the people
When magicians go down on you , do they pull a quarter out of your asshole?
I’m young , dumb, and full of com-pliments
Hey nice hat!
Middle Age Sherlock Holmes that just bought a really nice horse and only drunkenly solves mysteries brought to him by 20 year old women.
I’d like to see today’s kids do a progressively higher bouncing jump off of unimaginably large bullets backs. Spoiled
Remember today when you write out Mar10 that it’s pronounced Marten as in Doc Martens and today is actually Gothic GF appreciation day.
Sometimes they died down there fighting in the process but hey that’s just the life of a plumber
Telling the grandkids that back in the old days, you didn't have to pay plumbers. They could just make a living off all the coins they found down there while plumbing stuff. Sewers used to be full of 'em. It just isn't the same, these days.
Scouring the sewers today for coins just like my ancestors did
Remember to jump on a turtle today
senile is a river somewhere. i dont remember.