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@vampiresquids

30. Queer. They/them. Probably thinking about noodles.

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perks of having gay moms.

05.02.2025 04:12 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

*dusting off the comeback I haven't used since middle school* which one?

05.02.2025 01:21 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

DRAKE IS IN THIS MOVIE?????

04.02.2025 01:30 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I can't believe I forgot Robert Downey Jr is in this movie (Charlie Bartlett)

04.02.2025 01:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

who called it girl dinner and not the female graze.

03.02.2025 15:07 👍 412 🔁 57 💬 11 📌 3
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02.02.2025 18:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The one I still have access to is about looking back on a love that didn't work out while still being friends with that person. I wrote it in college!

02.02.2025 06:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I think I have access to the chords for one of them cuz my mom's band plays it back home 😂 the other one is lost to time 😔

02.02.2025 06:41 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

did you know I've written 2 whole songs ever in my life??

02.02.2025 06:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

write a song about it

02.02.2025 06:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

might be god's least favorite, but you're MY favorite intern 😌

02.02.2025 06:14 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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I love waking up to reminders that my house is a place where people come hang out and drink tea and feel cozy 🥺

01.02.2025 17:12 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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01.02.2025 16:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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oh shit oh shit AAAAAHHHHH

01.02.2025 16:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

bed 2 cozy............house 2 cold....................

01.02.2025 16:34 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0

Why is "get up" so hard...........

01.02.2025 16:33 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Frat boy behavior

01.02.2025 16:26 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So she used you sexually and then left?

01.02.2025 16:24 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I just bought Charlie Bartlett on DVD at the thrift store!!!

01.02.2025 16:24 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A perfect snapshot of what it looks like to seek medical care in the US.

31.01.2025 19:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
31.01.2025 18:48 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Well, they haven't fixed their hearts, so

29.01.2025 02:58 👍 4662 🔁 1071 💬 28 📌 13

Mood

30.01.2025 18:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Well uhhhhh guess I'm on bluesky now.

30.01.2025 18:06 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0