Sean :) 💚

yet again the clock people have stolen an hour of our sleep. the masses must rise up against the clock people and take back what is rightfully ours

im surprised i havent seen anyone talking about how the name "macbook neo" is only going to age marginally better than "the new ipad"

i tried putting my cutting board on the stove and turning the fan on and i was able to chop a whole onion up without my eyes hurting so thats where im going to do all my onion cutting from now on

when people support american military intervention because the other country is a dictatorship or communist or whatever

they said it couldn't be done. dryer in Fit.

it snowed here today and someone was doing handbrake turns in front of me in a jetta tdi so i had to flex on him by doing real life drifting

every bill that does something good is like "we're going to do a half-assed version of what everyone wants 3 years from now" but every bill that discriminates against a minority group is like "every trans person has to go to the dmv immediately for the purpose of misgendering"

Selling a mattress on craigslist, wanting people to know it's not gross, writing "Did not have sex on mattress" then worrying they'll think I'm a loser and changing it to "Had a lot of sex on mattress"

i dont have a fear of needles unless you put it in a fucking contraption

i hate medications that come in a spring-loaded auto-injector instead of just using a regular needle. that doesn't remove the needle from the equation, it just adds something way more anxiety-inducing on top of it. how is taking control out of my hands supposed to make anything better?

just watched a usps driver walk to the left side of the van and then turn around and get in through the right door

it's going to suck so much when the ai bubble bursts and all of the computer parts theyve been buying inevitably get smashed to pieces and thrown in a landfill

Weinermobile

Just watched the Weiner-mobile pick up someone from the airport

masked secret police are kidnapping people all over the country so let's see what my local news is covering

Martin Scorsese saying Now, this is a film that you show to someone you care about as a way of possibly trying to say something that you can't put into words.

Poster for the 1995 film HACKERS

nirvana the band the show the movie the flamethrower is an extremely good movie

wait a minute i figured out where i remember the name frankie muniz from. malcom in the middle is a nascar driver now????

My doctor told me to watch commercials for medications until I find one I think looks good and then text him

ideally before jd vance is executed for crimes against humanity he would get put in a dunk tank and people would be able to order free tickets to go to washington dc and throw balls to try to dunk him

i just answered a phone call and said hello to hold music???

no amount of CIA propaganda will ever convince me that these people are my enemies

feet wearing technology connections socks

feet pics

just noticed a thermostat at work with a sticky note that says "leave set @ 70". it is set to 66.

tiktok screenshot saying my comment "you should shoot your commanding officer" was removed

they took away our chinese freedom of speech

alan cumming wearing an outfit that is not meant to look like mac & cheese but does nevertheless

me when all my shirts are in the laundry so i have to wear my mac & cheese instead

i just saw a vehicle on the road which was a rusty 50s cadillac body on the frame of a dually truck pulling a trailer

i seem to have repaired my car using the classic "take stuff apart and clean and inspect it and get confused why it seems like everything is fine but then you put it back together and it turns out it actually is fine" method

These anti-Nick Shirley flyers have gone up around South Minneapolis — person who took these pictures said they are all over.